Sanders Sides Oneshots

~Prinxiety & Logicality~ Thomas Finds Out

AN: This is a request. To the person who requested this, sorry if its not what you wanted. If it doesnt live up to your expectations, leave a comment or message me, and I'll gladly re-do it. Sorry it took so long to get this out. I meant to have it done last week. I'm going to try to start updating every saturday.
⚠️Trigger Warnings⚠️

《Thomas POV》
I was laying in my bed, scrolling through Tumblr when suddenly a sharp pain shot through my head. "Ugh!" I groaned (AN: Do NOT take that out of context) in pain. It felt like there was at least four people screaming in my ear at once. I got up to go take some Ibprofen and sat back down and kept scrolling through Tumblr, trying to ignore the sharp pain in my head that seems to be getting worse. After about 15 minutes, the pain got so bad that I had to put my phone down. By now I almost thought I could hear voices screaming in my head. I tryed to lay down and rest, but after another 5 minutes, the pain was almost unbearable. Now I definitely could hear voices screaming. Then I realised, that I could hear 2 voices, screaming in my head. I quickly summoned my sides and instantly my headache stopped.
Virgil, Roman, Patton, and Logan all rose up, but not in their usual spots. Roman rose up on the stairs next to Virgil. And Logan rose up infront of the blids next to Patton. I look at the two pairs confused, then I realised that they are holding hands. "Why are you guys holding hands?" I asked. The sides look down at their hands, the suddenly jump apart and go to their normal spots.
"So, why did you summon us Thomas?" Virgil asks.
"Don't avoid the question Virgil, why were you and Roman holding hands, and why were Patton and Logan also holding hands?"
"I don't know what you mean kiddo, none of us were holding hands. Are you feeling ok?" Patton asked, sounding worried.
"Im fine Pat. And you guys were holding hands when you rose up."
"Thomas, I assure you. There was no hand-holding when the 4 of us rose up," Logan said.
"Whatever," I say, giving up on finding out why they were holding hands.
"So what do you want Thomas? I was a bit busy at the moment." Virgil said.
"I had a really bad headache. It fet like 2 people were screaming at the top of their lungs inside my head. Were you guys fighting or something?"
All the sides got uneasy before Roman said "Me and Logan were. Sorry Thomas, we didn't think it would affect you."
I saw Roman look Virgil up and down as he sadi that, but decided to ingnore it and said "It's fine. What were you guys fighing about?"
"It's nothing Thomas, don't worry about it," Patton said, going back to staring at Logan.
"It's obviously not nothing seeing as you and Logan were screaming as loud as you could," I said, now concerned.
"I do not believe it is wise for us to inform you of the cuase of our fight, for the comfort of someone here," Logan said.
I could have sworn I heard Roman mutter something like "Oh, now you care about his comfort," but before I could ask him, Virgil said "It's fine. You guys can tell him."
"Are you sure Vigil?" Roman asked, once again looking Virgil up and down.
"Yeah, it's fine Princey."
"Ok, seeing as Virgil has given his consent, me and Roman were fighting over whether or not Virgil is honestly benificial to you."
"Didn't we already cover this in the 'Accepting Anxiety' videos?" I asked, confused and worried.
"We did, but Virgil has been doing more harm than good recently, and im sure if he weren't here, one of us 3 could take over for him."
"That's preposterous Logan! Virgil is vital to Thomas's very existence. We literally made two videos explaining this! And you of all people should know that a side can't just 'take over' for another!" Roman shouted, and Virgil looked Roman up and down.
"Now kiddos, lets not fight."
"Patton's right, us screaming won't help anything," Logan said while staring at Patton.
"Ok, what is going on? All four of you have been acting strangely ever since I summoned you!" I snapped.
"I don't know what you're talking about Thomas, nothing is going on, nothing at all. Why would you think something is going on?" Patton asked very quickly, taking a not-so-subtle step away from Logan. (AN: Even though I'm in a relationship, I still have no idea what people in them do, so please pretend what I write next is what people who are dating do)
I sigh before replying calmly (about as calmly as Dumbledore asked Harry if he put his name in the goblet of fire in the movie) "Oh I don't know, you and Logan staring at eachother and Roman and Virgil not-so-subtly checking eachother out sort of leads me to believe that you guys are dating or something!"
Virgil sighed and glanced at Roman as if asking for permission. After a nod from Roman, Virgil sighed again and said, "Me and Roman are dating. We've been together for almost a year now."
"A year?! Why didn't you tell me?" I asked.
Virgil walked over to where Roman was standing and grabbed his hand. Virgil stared at Roman, seemingly asking for permission. When Roman nodded again, Virgil said, "Roman was afraid you'd find the aspects of your personality dating, seeing as that essentially dating yourself."
"I have no problem with it. Honeslty, I've shipped you two for a while now."
Roman and Virgil nod, and Patton decided to speak up. "Me and Lo have been dating too. Almost 6 months now. We didnt tell you becuase Logan was scared. According to him, Logically,  you would be extremely disturbed by the thought of two of your personality traits dating."
"I now see that my logic was faulty, and that I had no reason to be scared." Patton walks over to Logan and pulls him in for a hug.
The end. Sorry that it sucks.