Return to the Shack - A Dipcifica Story (Book 1)

Chapter 7: Story Time

Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, and others have spent the last half hour reading Gravity Falls fan fictions. It was strange to say the least. It's not every day you wake up to find people writing stories about you as if you were a legend! Even if those stories were extremely erotic, involving incest, orgies, promiscuity, among other things.

On the one hand, it was kinda nice for other people to not see him as some typical nerd who only cares about studying who has little to no friends and only want to hang out with his sister. But on the other hand, it kind of glorified him, his family and his friends too much. Quite frankly, he was disturbed to think of his sister being sexually active and assaulted which kinda ruined the story in a way.

"I mean if you're gonna write about these people being in love, why put rape in there? What's the point?!" They nodded in agreement with Robert's statement. Not willing to take anymore of this, they decided to move onto a different story.

The most prominent shippings they've found was Dipcifica, Wendip, Candip, Pinecest, Stancest, Mabill and BillDip. There was a few unheard of pairings for the group but not ones with much of a... fanbase? For lack of a better term.

A lot of the stories they read had these ship name in them which only factored into the weirdness. Of all the things they did not expect, which at this point is not much, stories were one of them. It was relatively normal for them to shipped in real life but... it just baffles them.

As if that wasn't weird enough, the fan art was even more so. Now they did get pretty normal art at first. Some wide shots of the fields with Dipper, Mabel or any of their friends and family. Fan art of the Gravity Falls ships were also a common theme.

And there were even some legitimately funny ones such as the Game Grumps voicing the pair with Arin voicing Dipper and Jon dubbing over Mabel.

It started with the pair looking at a screen with Dipper looking confused and Mabel smiling. Sounds about right so far between the two.

"Look at how silly this is! You really like have to-" Jon/Mabel cut themselves off when they noticed something, confusion striking both of them.

"Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohhhhh." She breaks in laughter as she noticed Dipper's reaction.

Dipper just looks pissed the screen as it says "Dipper Goes to Taco Bell". He slams his hands on the desk, storming out.

"Arin don't leave!" He leaves the door and slams the door behind him.

"Arin, don't. ARIN! I love you!" She/He said while cracking up.

Dipper/Arin bursts back in to yell back.

"No, I'm fucking done! I'm fucking done!"

"No, you're not."

"This is bullshit!"

"I'm gonna cli- hahah!"

This is fucking bullshit!" He emphasized his point by throwing his hat to the ground.

"I ca- I can't get off!"She/He couldn't get their words out from their laughter.

"WHAT IS THIS!?"

"I can't get off!"

"WHAT IS THIS?!"

" I'm stuck!"

"WHAT IS MY LIFE?!"

Dipper/Arin were truly dumbfounded as they slammed their head into a nearby wall meanwhile Mabel/Jon were laughing their heads off.

"I can't do it, Jon!"

"I can't eith-"

"I can't fucking do it anymore, Jon!"

"Well then, what do you want, Arin?! You can give up now or you can beat it up because I certainly can't do it without you and I know you can't do it without me!"