Ignorance is bliss (yandere female x female reader)

No phone

A/n: Thank you Dreamycassette for the wonderful fan art!!! I love it so much! Thank you so much for reading (and recommending me to write a yanderef x readerf) and I'm grateful for your work! :))) ily!!! :)))

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Fanart by Dreamycassette

Harper cleaned up after you while you're in her bathroom. Before she wipes the utensils with a soaped sponge, she is sure to place a kiss on it first.

She happily hummed a tune to herself as she washes up the dishes.

Once she's done, she walked over to the main door, drew the blinds up and flipped the sign to "open". The sun is shining brightly, slowly evaporating last night's rainwater.

Today's going to be a great day. Harper inhaled deeply and sighed dreamily.

"Hm, where's my darling wife...?" Harper looked around, she expected that you'd come up on your own.

"(Y/n)?" She called out to you. Harper's brown eyes peeked down the basement stairs, no sign of her darling anywhere. She knitted her eyebrows in confusion, did you go back to sleep?

Meanwhile, you're still in Harper's bedroom, trying to find your phone. "Shit! Where did it go!?" You opened her drawers, cabinets and even looked under the bed for the device.

Though, you regretted opening one particular drawer. "Is this... a vibrator?" You poked it with your pinky finger. "Damn! She has the (f/c) one! Wish I can afford this model... all of her stuff is way better than mine!" you grumbled in jealousy as you shoved it shut.

"(Y/n)?" You heard her voice getting louder, that means she's coming closer. "Damn! I'm gonna get caught snooping!" You looked around, what are you going to do?

"(Y/n)?" She knocked on the door. No answer. Harper puffed up her cheeks in frustration.

"My love—" you opened the door. She was a bit spooked at your speed.

"...yeah?" You replied. Hoping that she would not notice the mess behind you. She did, but decides not to bring it up. Oh, she knows that you're finding for your phone.

Too bad, it made it's way to your shrine. You're not getting it back, not even your SIM card.

She grinned at you.

"What?" You eyed her carefully.

"You like pet names, don't you?" She brought her hands to your cheeks, cupping them tenderly like always.

"W-what makes you say that?" You stammered as her thumbs slowly caressed your skin.

"You only respond to me when I called you my love. You liked that, don't you?" She kissed your forehead. You gulped and remained silent. "My little cuddle bug." She suddenly crouched down to sweep your legs off the ground.

"Harper!"

"Yes, my sweet?" She replied as she carried you up the stairs, bridal style, planting several kisses on your cheek. "By the way, I love you." she mumbled on your neck.

"I can't find my phone." You informed her. She looked at you with fake concern.

"Oh? Where did you put it last night?" She gently lets you down behind the counter.

"I... I guess in the side pocket of my jeans. I couldn't find it now." You replied. Harper is a smart woman, feeding you before letting you do anything else.

She knew, if you were to search for your phone on an empty stomach, you would immediately accuse her of hiding it. Harper does not want to deal with your explosiveness right after she experienced her euphoria.

"Is that why you sacked my whole room?" She asked you in a teasing tone. You grimace and scratched your arm.

"Right, yeah. Sorry." You mumbled and drooped your head.

"Aw, my little troublemaker..." She tilted your head up using three fingers to push from the chin. "Gimme a kiss and I'll forgive you." Harper had a mischievous glint in her eye. You sighed and pecked her on the nose.

She pulled away, squealing in delight. Harper began bouncing up and down excitedly. "Is this how she's gonna act every time she makes me kiss her?" You raise an eyebrow.

She pulled you into a tight hug, nuzzling her face onto yours.

"Oh, you make me the happiest woman alive!" She laughed, it resonated throughout her shop. You were just glad that there are no customers to witness this.

You still have three days left before you get back to work. With Harper constantly following you around like this now, you expect that it would probably get in the way of your work too.

You sighed. Those three days are going to be long.

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No doubt about it, Harper is beautiful. She could pull off any outfit she wants. Today, she's only wearing a tight-fitting white shirt and a pair of cargo pants. "Wish I had that body." Her curves are all in the right places, also, her short-sleeved shirt exposed her well-toned and slightly muscular arms.

You could also see the faint outline of her abs on the fabric too. You frowned out of jealousy.

She refused to drive you back to your home and with your phone missing, you couldn't call an Oover to pick you up. Harper promised to send you home after her shop closes. Which is at 7 in the evening.

"Don't you have lunch breaks?" You asked her while she's polishing a rifle.

"I eat on the job." She smiled and leaned in to give you a kiss on the cheek.

"Will it kill her to not kiss me for at least a hot minute?"

"I need my phone." You told her. She sets down the weapon and polishing rag.

"Here." She pulls out her own smartphone from her pocket. "I have plenty of games there. Though, I prefer if we talk instead." she pouted. You shook your head and gave it back to her.

"No, I need my own phone! I have friends that are gonna text me!"

No, you don't.

You don't interact with a lot of people regularly except for (b/n). And since he's out of the picture...

Harper nonchalantly shrugged and kept her phone in her pocket again. "I'm sorry, my love. I don't know where your phone is and I surely didn't take it. You went through my room." She tickled the area under your chin, it made you jerk your head away.

"I could try calling it if you want." Harper knows that it wouldn't work. She removed your SIM card!

You waited in anticipation when she dialled your number.

No sound. No sign of your phone.

Harper giggled at your slightly distressed state.

"It's okay, dear. I'll get you a new and better one." She pecked your temple.