A Love Story

Chapter 2: Weird Dates and a Crazy Guy

The guy that at down at my table had brown hair, green eyes and was cute. I felt happier and calmmer.  

"Hi my name is Jason."  

"Nice to meet you, I'm Victoria." We shook hands.  

"Is this your first time trying something like this?" He asked.  

"Yeah, may friends made me." I was scratching my head.  

"Mine too."  

"So Jason where do you work?"  

"I work at a hospital and I get to deliver the babbies."  

"Aww that must be so great! Getting to see the babbies."  

"Not really becase while the baby is coming out there's a lot of blood and you get splashed with women juice and the virgina begins to split open and when that happens you begin to see the head come out with blood on it. I always come home smelling like blood. But bringing a child into the world is great."  

I took a big sip out of my drink. I'm glad it was strong. I coughed a little.  

"Well all I do is work at a dog shelter so, yeah."  

"Cool."  

The big time went off and our ten minutes were up. Thank god! That conversation went from good to disgusting in Less then ten seconds. Claire pinched me.  

"Oww. What was that for?"  

"So how was he? Did he seem interesting?" She was ingoring my question.  

"Yeah, if you're interested in learning about the process of helping bring a child into the world."  

"Ewww."  

The next guy that came was shorter than the last guy. He had short light brown curly hair with a rainbow band across his forehead. No shirt he had a hairy chest, and short jeans that went didn't go pass the knee. OMG this guy has got to be kidding me. This guy smells like he's been living in a dumpster.  

"Hello doll! My name is Johnny."  

"Victoria.So Johnny how come you don't have no shirt on?"  

"Ohh. I don't like wearing shirts. I like my chest being all out."  

"Hmmm. So Johnny do you have a job?"  

"Not at the moment and I'm not going to. I feel that The Man is trying to keep us down and not letting us want to do in society. Everyboby here has a job because The Man said so.  

So me I'm not going to follow what The Man saids I'm making me own rules." He crossed his arms on his chest.  

"So who excatly is The Man?"  

"The Man is the person who is controlling people."  

"Hmm intresting. So where do you live?"  

"In the dumpster on Creek Bay. There's free food , a great view of the beach and The Man isn't controlling me."  

"Great. Your life must be great." I should of never have let my friends make me go into the dating thing. This sucks.  

The timer went off I shook Johnny's hand and he moved on to the next table. My hand smelled like garbage juice but luckily I had hand sanatizer. I used it I got my drink and got up from my table. I knew this was would be a terriable idea. When I got outside I saw Claire and Ammie by my side.  

"What's wrong?" Ammie asked.  

"The two guys I just met are completely weird one of them told me the about he smells like virgina juice when he comes home and the other about how The Man is controlling society. I had a bad feeling about this and I was right."  

They were giggling. I gave them a mean look to make them stop. They did.  

"Its not funny. I'm never gonna find the right guy for me. You know what I'm just gonna head home."  

"You sure? You can come and get something to eat with us." Ammie said.  

"Nahh. I'm not hungry but I'll see you guys home. Here take my keys." I handed them my keys to the car.  

"Okay. See you home." Claire said.  

They went to my car and drove off. I bet they were going to the Razzu resturant. I held my hand out to get a taxi's attation. I taxi came up and I got in as I was about to tell him the directions a man came into the taxi. He had short brown hair, brown eyes like mine, a brown jacket, a dark green shirt and dark blue jeans. He was really cute but why was he in the taxi.  

"Um excuse me but I was in the taxi first." I said.  

"No I was, didn't you see me?" He asked.  

"No I didn't  but I got into the taxi first."  

"No I did." He pointed to himself.  

"Okay you can have the taxi but not because you came frist it's beacuse I'm in a bad mood and you're making it worst."  

I got out of the taxi and closed the door but then I saw that he got out of the taxi.  

"Hey you can have the taxi." He said.  

But the taxi then drove off in high speed.  I just looked at him.

"Why did you get out of the taxi?" I said.  

"Because I wanted you to have it."  

"Ugh get on the sidewalk before you get hurt."  

He walked on the sidewalk and was a few steps from me. I raised my hand to get another taxi and then one finally came.  

"This one is my taxi okay?" I said.  

"Okay it's your taxi." He said.  

I got into the taxi and told the driver the directions. He then drove and looked back at that really cute guy that was standing on the sidewalk. Who did he think he was? Saying that was his taxi when I clearly didn't see him and I called it.  

But he was still cute.