{y/n's POV}
QUEERS🏳️🌈
BRENDICK
HII
GUYS?
FRIENDS?
HELLOOOOO?
ANYONE ALIVE???
DID YOU ALL DIE AND I WASNT INVITED??
GASP
IM CRYING
BIG ASS TEARS
ARE FALLING FROM MY EYES
oh wait
hold up
*clears throat*
GAYS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!
FRANKIE
Brendon what the fuck
MIKES
it's 2am what do you want?
you woke Bubs up, they are not happy.
PETER
OUR FRIENDS DIED?!
GEE WAY
oh my god
Frank is literally hitting me and complaining about losing beauty sleep
and I can hear bubs whining
there better be a good reason behind this, Urie
RYAN
Bren
what are you doing
ME
PETER YOURE AN IDIOT
NONE IF US ARE DEAD, WE WERE DOING THIS THING CALLED SLEEPING
PETER
Trick and I weren't ...
ME
AISBJDBDJDNDJDB
okay then, MOST of us were sleeping
BRENDON FUCKING URIE
BRENDICK
FRIEND!
ME
if you woke me up because there was a ladybug again I swear to Satan I'll rip your balls off
RYAN
hey no don't do that ):
MIKES
they aren't kidding
ME
it's 2am, stfu.
FRANKIE
I agree with my fellow short friend, shut the fuck up or I'm cutting Brendon's dick off
DAL PAL
what did Brendon's dick do to you guys?
so so violent
TRICK
small people are violent, your point?
BRENDICK
WAIT NO
DONT CUT MY DICK OFF
OR RIP MY BALLS OFF PLS
YOU ANGRY TINY PEOPLE
GEE WAY
uh Bren I'd shut up if you'd like to keep your manhood, Frank and Bubs had a 'meeting' in the living room and are preparing for 'war'
BRENDICK
NO
I don't want a gang of tiny people coming to beat me up
wait a minute
that's actually-
HAHAHAHHA COULD YOU IMAGINE A BUNCH OF MIDGETS ROCKING UP AND BEATING ME UP LOL
MIKES
yeah uh, idk about Pete or Trick but... Frank and Bubs are on their way to your house Bren so... good luck?
BRENDICK
NOOOOO
GEE WAY
I'd stop them, but quite frankly I think you deserve it for waking us up
MIKES
without reason
RYAN
IM GOING TO HIS HOUSE TO WATCH THIS GO DOWN
PETER
yeah uh, Trick and I are busy so we're out of this one
DAL PAL
I'm going back to sleep
ME
night dal
MIKES
night dal pal
FRANKIE
sleep well mother Dallon
BRENDICK
where are you both?
I'm scared
FRANKIE
oh we're there
ME
we can see you holding up a blanket
FRANKIE
what you gonna do with the blanket?
MIKES
you gonna try fucking capture them with the blanket or something?
BRENDICK
SHHH MOIKEY DONT TELL THEM
WAIT
I HEARD A DOOR OPEN
~
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MIKES
it's been 15 minutes...
GEE WAY
think they killed him?
MIKES
uhh....
RYAN
THAT WAS SO FUNNY AGAH
*insert video*
GEE WAY
THATS MY BOYFRIENDDDD
MIKES
damn did they really take turns in kicking him in the balls?
GEE WAY
ouch, that's gotta hurt
wait, did Brendon end up wrapped up in the blanket?
FRANKIE
yes we did
ME
yes he did, Gee
BRENDICK
OWWW
MY DICK
IT ISNT THERE
ME
yes it is
FRANKIE
it is
BRENDICK
I CANT FEEL IT
ME
Mikes I'm cold ):
MIKES
come back here then
ME
okay (:
FRANKIE
Gee I'm cold ):
GEE WAY
suffer
FRANKIE
oh ):
ME
Frankie it's okay come cuddle with me and Mikey
FRANKIE
okay ):
I CALL BEING THE MIDDLE
ME
NO ):
GEE WAY
HOLD UP
DONT STEAL MY BOYFRIEND
FRANKIE COME CUDDLE WITH ME
ILL KEEP YOU WARM (;
FRANKIE
oooh okay~
MIKES
and on that note at a lovely 2:45am, Bubs and I are going to sleep
ME
if we here you 2 I'm cutting your dicks off
FRANKIE
I thought we were a team ):
ME
yeah
but
I want sleep
g'night
GEE WAY
g'night
FRANKIE
nite <3
GEE WAY
gay
FRANKIE
you're gay <3
MIKES
stfu, you're both gay.
FRANKIE
<3
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{A/N; Is it nearly 3am? yes. do I have school tomorrow? yes. am I dancing to green day? possibly. 21st century? breakdown. crying? nearly. my head? hurts. hotel? trivago.
... I'm so lame.}
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