Bold/left side= Mattia
Italics/right side= Eva—
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that was one good of a pick up line
good morning
i had a dream
uhm about?
in that dream you lived in a chicken farm
uh
OH?
in that dream you sure did know how to raise some cocks
HAKSIWOSKS
GOOD FUCKING BYE
i made u laugh
now give me head
virtual head 😍🤚🏽
r u in jersey
we can meet up
so yk
u can give me
yk
head
no ty
yk i was starting to like you
now ur just annoying
and like every other horny guy
ok nah
im sorry
fortive me
ill fortive you
forgive
r u like
high
making a spelling mistake does not mean ur high
jeezy weezy ur prolly ten
JEEZY WEEZY
hey dont use that
thats mine
my word
bitch who tf is ten now
you
anyways
wtf r u doing texting me on a summer morning
go to the beach
have fun w friends
my friends r a bunch of bums
id rather talk to u
u dont even know me....properly
ok so 21 questions
ill start
how old r u?
i never agreed to this but ok
just turned 16
how old are YOU?
turned 16 a few days ago
whens ur bday?
july 13
whens urs?
may 16
ew ur a taurus
ya know id say the same shit to u
but ima be real
cancers r kinda chill
my ex was a taurus
ugly and annoying
an asshole too
oh and a dickhead
oh he also has aids
from all the girls he smashed yk
while dating me
ok im sorry im getting mad
no no
dont apologize
its hot
go on now
i really cant w you
ur a diffrent type of breed i stg
woof woof
i-
anyways
im leaving
to go out with some friends
bye matea
first of all
:(
second of all
its mattia
not fucking matea
like shit
that hurted
but have fun eva the diva
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"you got the wrong number buddy." "so no head?"