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"GOD, CALM DOWN CRUSTY ! IT WAS JUST A JOKE !" i backed away as mist guy placed his hand between us, so crusty couldn't take my soul away

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"GOD, CALM DOWN CRUSTY ! IT WAS JUST A JOKE !" i backed away as mist guy placed his hand between us, so crusty couldn't take my soul away.

"please refrain from making jokes like that." the mist guy sighed out, moving his hand away.

"alright fine, but i'm just here for shits and giggles, and ending up in jail isn't much of both." i explained.

"out of all the kids out there, you chose this disappointment?" crusty said as he scratched his neck, glaring at the guy who had brought me here.

"not like you could've done a better job." he muttered.

"why did you choose me? and do any of you wear socks? like, where the fuck are your socks?" spinning on my stool, it suddenly stops once the villian with blue hair kicks it.

"i want you out of here."

"no can do, i'm the chosen one. you guys already kidnapped me, there's no going back now." i chuckled, only really saying that because i knew they wouldn't let me walk away, they'd kill me.

"well in that case. . ." crusty stated "you're officially part of the league of villians."

"so like, l.o.v? wow, how evil, i lov it! get it?! should i get t-shirts made?" i retorted enthusiastically.

"let's be bestfriends!" the girl with blonde hair cheered.

- - -

after the members all introduced themselves, i came to the conclusion they all looked like dead people. except maybe toga.

we also agreed we would make a group chat and name it "church discussion" so if anyone would to come across my phone and unlock it with 10 easy steps they found on google, they wouldn't find out im the traitor so easily.

"alright, fine, we'll make a group chat and name it that, just shut up already." shigaraki groaned out annoyed.

"once i bring back the tea from u.a and the gossip, you guys are going to thank me." i flipped my hair dramatically.

"the what?" shigaraki asked.

"the tea."

"i hate you."

"i'm assuming you hate lotion as well because- aH SHIT-"

"sHIGARAKI NOT AGAIN-"

-unedited-
2/12/20 uwu

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