A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. "Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.
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Book Full Of Little Johnny Jokes
HumorI do not own any of these jokes. All credit goes to the ones who came up with them. These are a collection of Little Johnny jokes I found on the internet, if you are down and need a laugh then this is the joke book for you. Enjoy ≧∇≦
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A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. "Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.