A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny.
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Book Full Of Little Johnny Jokes
HumorI do not own any of these jokes. All credit goes to the ones who came up with them. These are a collection of Little Johnny jokes I found on the internet, if you are down and need a laugh then this is the joke book for you. Enjoy ≧∇≦
