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Bryn Taylor: This whole time, I thought thanksgiving was tomorrow
Bryn Taylor: But it's in two days
Bryn Taylor: Oops
Bryn Taylor: hi
Bryn Taylor: I JuST WaNT THAnkSGiVInG
Bryn Taylor: I JUST WANT TO GIVE FUCKING THANKS
Bryn Taylor: AND HAVE TURKEY
Bryn Taylor: (Which is gross)
Bryn Taylor: AND HAVE OTHER STUFF
Bryn Taylor: (Which is prolly gonna be gross)
Bryn Taylor: BUT I DONT EVEN CARE
Bryn Taylor: HULK SMASH
Potato Guy: Woahhh, calm down there big boy
Bryn Taylor: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!?!1!?!
Potato Guy: ARE YOU CALLING ME A DOUCHE?!?!?!1!?!
Bryn Taylor: Yes.
Potato Guy: Oh. Well I'd still never call you fat :*
Bryn Taylor: EW, DONT KISS ME!
Potato Guy: :* :* :* :*
Bryn Taylor: STAHP
Potato Guy: We already had Saint Martin's Day
Potato Guy: Well, I did. I went to nandos
Potato Guy: By myself
Potato Guy: And feasted
Potato Guy: By myself
Bryn Taylor: Saint Martin's Day?
Potato Guy: Pretty much the Irish thanksgiving, but not a lot of Irish celebrate it. My grandpa wanted us to keep the tradition of his great great great great great grand father
Bryn Taylor: And you were alone... you're usually not?
Potato Guy: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LONER?!?!?!
Bryn Taylor: What?
Bryn Taylor: ME?!?!
Bryn Taylor: I would NEVER
Potato Guy: Is... Is that sarcasm I smell?
Bryn Taylor: Idk, did you sniff your armpit by accident? They both prolly smell pretty bad
Potato Guy: Hey, I don't smell
Potato Guy: Wait
Potato Guy: Let me Check
Potato Guy: ...
Potato Guy: Boobear doesn't think I smell
Potato Guy: Neither does Hazza
Bryn Taylor: Again, who is Boobear?
Potato Guy: He's my friend
Potato Guy: Because I'm NOT a loner
Bryn Taylor: Yeah, Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night
Potato Guy: So, Bryn, tell me about yourself
Bryn Taylor: Well, I Ummmm
Bryn Taylor: Do stuff
Bryn Taylor: likeeee
Bryn Taylor: Play the spoons
Potato Guy: Is that it? You just play the spoons? I don't get where you're from or anything?
Bryn Taylor: I live in California
Bryn Taylor: So Cal
Bryn Taylor: Near LA
Bryn Taylor: Because I'm white girl af
Bryn Taylor: I need my PSL
Potato Guy: PSL?
Bryn Taylor: Pumpkin Spice Latte
Bryn Taylor: DUHHHHHH
Potato Guy: So sorry. What else?
Bryn Taylor: I go to a school. I'm a senior. Idk brah
Potato Man: Sounds good (:
Bryn Taylor: Don't smile at me, Pedo
Potato Guy: (: (: (: (:
Bryn Taylor: I HATE SMILES
Bryn Taylor: AND LAUGHTER
Potato Guy: Sucks for you, I have a loud laugh
Bryn Taylor: Thank god this phone keeps me away from that
Potato Guy: Whats that? Didn't hear you well. Did you say you wanted me to call you and laugh as loud as I could in the speaker?
Bryn Taylor: Exactly. You're good at this!
Potato Guy: Awwww, now I feel all special
Bryn Taylor: You should. Its good that you're accepting you're true self
Potato Guy: You think I'm special? (:
Bryn Taylor: Yeah, ed, I really do (:
Potato Guy: Ed? Wait a minute...
Bryn Taylor: (;
Bryn Taylor: Took you a while
Potato Guy: Shut up
Bryn Taylor: Okay, Okay. Since I have to shut up, why don't you tell me about yourself?
Potato Guy: Okay, well, I love to sing, and play on my guitar.
Potato Guy: I don't like to take life too seriously
Potato Guy: I love the derby!
Bryn Taylor: Derby?
Potato Guy: MY TURN TO TALK
Potato Guy: SHUT UP
Potato Guy: I mean... I'll explain later :*
Potato Guy: I'm SUPER into movies, comedies, to be exact.
Potato Guy: WAZZZUUUUUPPPPPPP
Potato Guy: Sorry, I have to go!
Potato Guy: Bye, I'll message you later
Bryn Taylor: Oki
Bryn Taylor: Goodbye
Bryn Taylor: Farewell
Bryn Taylor: I bid you all adew
Bryn Taylor: adoo
Bryn Taylor: ahdu
Bryn Taylor: Idk how to spell it
Bryn Taylor: bye
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I love my PSL
As you can see, this book was almost called #PSL after my love for PSL, but then I thought kik might make more sense...
Dedicated to @futuoharry bc sassmasta of wattpad, and if you haven't read texting series, don't talk to me.
Bye.
