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Bryn's POV
Bryn Taylor to Potato Guy
Bryn Taylor: Potato
Bryn Taylor: You there?
Bryn Taylor: POOOOTTTAAAATTTTTOOOO?
Potato Guy: Why do you still call me potato? :P
Bryn Taylor: Bc I like it
Bryn Taylor: Get over it
Potato Guy: I won't. I'm never talking to you again
Bryn Taylor: I'm watching documentaries
Bryn Taylor: I'm learning about anacondas
Potato Guy: My anaconda dont
Potato Guy: My anaconda don't
Potato Guy: My anaconda don't want none
Bryn Taylor: Of the scientists to take me so they will Xray me to see if my relative is the titanoboa and then leave me out of the water where gravity is working against me because I weigh as much as 20 people and I'm fat af
Potato Guy: UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Potato Guy: What?
Bryn Taylor: What?
Potato Guy: You've been watching too many documentaries
Bryn Taylor: You're just jealous that I know more about snakes than you do
Potato Guy: Harry says hi
Potato Guy: Djdjsokck
Potato Guy: bb x bx'/#_9fndjdj@-#-
Bryn Taylor: What's going on
Potato Guy: JXJSjdnJSNnNd-#@:__#/?]
Bryn Taylor: whut
Potato Guy: I didn't say hi, I said let me say hi
Bryn Taylor: Hi Harry
Potato Guy: Hi
Potato Guy: You know, if you and Niall don't work out
Potato Guy: I'm free (;
Bryn Taylor: Oh good, because I don't really like Niall
Potato Guy: I knew it
Bryn Taylor: Yeah, remember when I talked to you that one time and we made eye contact for like, two seconds?
Potato Guy: Yeah
Potato Guy: That was hot
Bryn Taylor: So much sexual tension
Potato Guy: xjJxjJdjjsn@_
Bryn Taylor: Here we go again
Potato Guy: x j x j_°€}Cㅗ토jdjxjdk
Bryn Taylor: Oh, you got some Korean in there
Potato Guy: ndznxjdzjzn\jzjxjxj\SanDiskㅓㅓ넝_#_#
Bryn Taylor: Yup
Potato Guy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE ME
Bryn Taylor: I find your hot face repulsive
Bryn Taylor: And your perf body, come on. Who likes that.
Potato Guy: FINE, YOU AND HARRY GO HAVE BABIES
Bryn Taylor: MAYBE WE WILL
Potato Guy: NO YOU WONT
Bryn Taylor: WE ALREADY HAVE
Potato Guy: Wanna hang out today?
Bryn Taylor: Nahh, I gotta look after my kids
Potato Guy: I'll be over soon
Bryn Taylor: No, don't actually come. I'm watching documentaries and if you come I'll be distracted
Potato Guy: I don't care
Bryn Taylor: But I'm eating toast
Potato Guy: I don't want to miss that
Bryn Taylor: *picture message*
Bryn Taylor: There, now you didn't miss it
Potato Guy: Why can't I come over
Bryn Taylor: I told you already
Potato Guy: HARRYS OVER THERE HUH
Bryn Taylor: He's with you
Potato Guy: Oh yeah
Potato Guy: LOUIS IS OVER THERE HUH
Bryn Taylor: LIAM AND ZAYN ARE TOO #ORGY
Potato Guy: And I wasn't invited?!? :O
Bryn Taylor: No.
Potato Guy: I only have like, a week here before I go
Potato Guy: FOR THREE MONTHS
Bryn Taylor: Bring in-n-out
Potato Guy: What's in-n-out?
Bryn Taylor: ...are you serious
Potato Guy: I live in the UK, remember? I don't know you American foods
Bryn Taylor: It's a burger place
Potato Guy: Okay, I'm going
Bryn Taylor: American food, Pshhhhh
Bryn Taylor: It's Jesus food
Potato Guy: Are McDonald's burgers okay?
Bryn Taylor: No
Bryn Taylor: Yeah
Bryn Taylor: Or hot pockets
Bryn Taylor: Or those little Graham cracker peanut butter ad jellies from elementary school
Potato Guy: Yeah, I'll go ransack am elementary school and take their food
Bryn Taylor: Yeah, get those chicken sandwiches too
Potato Guy: From McDonald's?
Bryn Taylor: FROM MY CHILDHOOD
Potato Guy: They don't sell dinosaur food
Bryn Taylor: You're older than me
Potato Guy: JUST LAUGH AT MY JOKES OR NO FOOD
Bryn Taylor: Ha
Bryn Taylor: Haha
Bryn Taylor: Hahaha
Bryn Taylor: Haha
Bryn Taylor: Ha
Potato Guy: 20 minutes
Bryn Taylor: You're taking too long
Potato Guy: Get over it
Bryn Taylor: See you (:
Potato Guy: (:
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Sassy chapter bc I'm pms-ing
I'm guessing like, 10 more chapters left? Idk, not much left
Dedicated to @planityello
Who else remembers those pb&js at elementary school where if you didn't have money, you'd get one?!?! Or am I too old? Yeesh
My toe hurts.
