A/N: Sorry for the slightly late update, I'm swamped. With business.
The song is called Cortina from a musical called Made in Dagenham, and this entire post is sort-of an inside joke with some friends (you know who you are), but to sum up, the song was catchy. The video above is said song. You can hopefully enjoy this joke post.
3rd person POV
After the war, Leo learnt how to make monster-proof phones. The Hephaestus cabin and him decided to make such phones for everyone in both the camps.
One day, at about 2am, Leo was chilling and eating skittles while surfing up random stuff on youtube (he was bored), and he came across this song...and that's when things went nuts.
10 MINUTES LATER - (Whatsapp group chat of the seven)
Jason: guys are you online?
Percy: yh, i'm there, sup
Jason: we need your help.
Hazel: Hello!
Hazel: Sure, I can help, as long as it doesn't require me actually being there, coz me and Frank r at Camp Jupiter. What's the problem?
Jason: it's leo.
Percy: oh dam- i hear it
Jason: yep. he's singing. also, dam??? that doesn't seem right.
Percy: noooo bro, dam is always right. dam is da only right.
Jason: ...okay then
Percy: ☺
Annabeth: Hi, Jason, don't question it, you're wasting you're time. Percy has had this 'dam' joke since we both held up the sky and I still don't understand what the joke is.
Annabeth: Also, what is that infernal racket? (what I originally came here to ask)
Piper: u can hear him too?
Jason: you and Percy HELD UP THE SKY?
Percy: heyyyo wize girll, sssup. also, yhh dude, we held up da skyyyyyy, dat's n0t rlly a big dealll
Annabeth: PERSEUS JACKSON, CORRECT YOUR SPELLING. I know you do this just to annoy me, I swear to the gods...
Piper: Guys, the real issue here- oh look I got a msg from Leo...oh no...
Hazel: What?
Leo: IT'S A CAR FOR ME, IT'S A CAR FOR YOU, AND AFTER THE MARK ONE COMES THE... MARK TWOOOO!
Hazel: Never mind, I know now
Annabeth: By Hercules, he's invaded Whatsapp too!
Frank: Guys, anyone know why Leo is spamming me with messages on what I think is a car.
Jason: hi Frank, and yes, it's a car. it's definitely a car.
Leo: WELL YOU BUY A MARK TWO COZ YOU KNOW YA OUGHTA, IT'S LIKE A MARK ONE ONLY FRACTIONALLY SHORTER-
Frank: I think Leo's life could be summed up by "fractionally shorter"-
Piper: rofl
Percy: lol hey i can hear nico swearing frm here
Piper: isn't his cabin across camp from yours? his cabin isn't near any of ours
Percy: his voice is coming frm the apollo cabin...
Percy: wait...
Percy: ohmygods ohmygods ohmygods nico is spending da nite with will! its finally happening yes we will cheer this on and come on guys i need a ship name-
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