Hi, I'm a sexy mountain biking vampire witch from the future - LilMsCc! And welcome back to Random Shit I Think About. Where I talk about whatever I want! 'Cause it's my story, and not yours. NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY! Hello! I've recently started watching the show UnHhhh on YouTube - staring the two drag queens Trixie Mattel, and Katya Zomalodchikova. Yeah I know how to spell her name! Fight thee. Anyways, it's a pretty funny show, very entertaining. Then again, I laugh at everything. I mean I'm laughing at myself right now, so yeah, there's that. I'm very easily entertained. But, when you haven't slept in three days and you stumble across pure madness, it becomes the most hilarious thing in the world. Go watch UnHhhh on YouTube by WOW presents. And give some love to the shows editors, they work very hard to edit the show. They censor, a lot of things. And it's not an easy task. I wish someone would censor me, I'm fucking sailor. Sailor MOOOOOOON! I'm sorry, I had too. The last chapters I released were kinda depressing so, yeah. I'M MAKING THIS SUPER ENTERTAING BITCH! I hope it's entertaining, I hope you're entertained by this. You're entertained by this, RIGHT? Go watch Littleboffin too. She's a pretty cool cosplayer. I saw this thing on TikTok, where it was this:
Gays: Boy, boy is cute. Can I have him?
Lesbians: Oh, you-you feel the same way? Wanna move in together?
Bisexuals: Girls, girls are everywhere. How do I live like this!? Oh boy, cool.
Pansexuals (aka me): Human. Human cute.
Asexuals: Wait, you're saying that these feeling that are in this movie are, REAL!? There's no way.
It's true! And the pan thing, OH. MY. GOD! Never in my short 4'11 existence, have I ever related to something so much! I MEAN, COME ON! IT'S TOO TRUE! Show any pansexual person that, and they will relate. And if they don't then, they're most likely straight but want to be different. I've taken up enough of your time. OH! I'M WORKING ON A SONG!
Blood drips from the corner of his eyes,
The water's dyed a bubbly pink,
'Cause he's washed his hand so many times,
But the blood remains,
Not matter how hard he scrubs,
He just can't get it to go away.
It's a work in progress... Here's a poem I wrote. It's inspired by the song tears to shed from Tim Burtons stop motion classic, Corpse Bride.
Victor,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know that you are living,
But I still lovd you.
If I touch a burning candle,
I can feel no pain,
If you were to cut me with a knife,
It would all still be the same.
And the pain in my heart that I feel,
Try to tell me,
That it is not reel.
I know that I am dead,
But it apears;
That I still have some tears to shed.
Fun fact, I can play that bit on the piano. I can also play the minigame song from FNAF, Feed the Birds, My Heart Will go on, Zelda's lullaby, and the theme from Swan Lake. Share, comment, and vote. 'Cause that's a thing people on here do, I guess. I think it's kinda desperate. But I'm desperate, so it's okay. Go read my other stories. YA GAY BITCH IS OUT! POICE! I'M STILL ON A COMPUTER! :D :3 ;3 UwU gRrRrR
