The month of may is a very eventful month for me. My birthday is next Wednesday, the 24th is Pan Visibility Day (wuz gud), the 14th is mother's day, and the 9th (this Saturday) is Flower's birthday. OMIGOD! So I told mom that I was excited for this Saturday, 'cause I get to celebrate Flower's birthday, and she was like "who's that?" And my brother was like, "she a cartoon."
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She a cartoon...Ya hear that folks...She a cartoon. So...I showed my lovely mother a picture of the woman I love saying, "this lovely woman right here." And she responded with "so she's a cartoon?" And in my head, I'm just like "mom, you watch anime with dad all the fucking time. How are you saying that, right now? What planet are you from?"
My brother and I's relationship is like the bread bank meme. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO GO WATCH THE TALKOID OF FUKASE, MIKU, AND OLIVER AT THE FUCKING BREAD BANK! AND THEN GO WATCH BONELESS PIZZA WITH FUKASE AND KAITO! They bring me so much joy.
My Brother: Welcome to bread bank. We sell loafs, we sell bread. We got bread bread on deck. TOASTED! ROASTED- Me: Shut the fuck up!
I come from a family of weebs. No joke. I come, from a mfucking family of...weebs. I watched Bijuu Mike's video about some rando mom sending Yandere Dev an email, oh my Lord as I was typing that out my teacher just said "they come from selfishness and only care about themselves." SHM. I mean...it's valid. But I was watching Bijuu Mike's video on the angry mother who sent an email to Yandere Dev about how his game is, quote on quote, "the reason children were going to school and killing each other."
"The reason children are going to school, and killing each other." -Angry mother, 2019
But I mean, I've literally had my parents walk past my room while I watched the development progress of Yandere Sim on Yan Dev's channel...and they could not have cared less. Again, I'm from a family of weebs. So I mean, they're probably already desenseitized to the yandere trope. I actually told my mom that I wanted the game, I've watching fucking Future Diary in front of my mother. AND SHE DIDN'T CARE!
I was eating my mom's brownies the other day, I got to eat the left over batter, and my brother was like "don't eat it to close too me! The smell makes me nauseous!" And I'm looking at him like, the fuck!? So I respond with, "well, I get nauseous every time I eat. So, fuck you!" I didn't say the last part.
My fucking flat iron broke last night! MY GOOD IRON! MY REALLY GOOD IRON! I have thick curls, so I straighten my hair to make my life easier. And what usually takes me 30 minuets, took me almost three fucking hours. JESUS, MARY, AND JOESEPH! ALMOST THREE MOTHER FUCKING HOURS!!! THAT'S INSANE! I broke my mother's EXPENSIVE iron this morning, too. I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE, OKAY! I tripped, over the cord - the iron was off...naturally. And the still hot iron falls, hits my ankle at full force giving me a burn, bounces off my ankle, landing on the CARPET floor of my bedroom, and the brush part of the iron - completely shatters!
I've heard stories of girls sneezing on their periods, I should prolly mention that Imma 'bout to start talkin' 'bout periods here in a sec...just a warning! 0^0 I've heard stories about girls sneezing on their periods, and their blood staining their jeans, and I'm just like
One: Why are you wearing light pants or shorts, while you're on your period
And two: Why don't you just wear tampons?
Tampons make life so much easier, there are also menstrual cups and menstrual disks. Yes, all periods differ from one another. But there are so many stores that specialize in making tampons specifically disgned to fit your period. SO WHY NOT JUST USE A TAMPON!?!?!?!?!?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLOWER! HER BIRTHDAY IS THIS SATURDAY, ON DA 9TH!
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Anyhow, thanks for reading. Hope you're all safe in quorintine. Did I spell quorintine right? That's a genuine question. Go check out my new story that I'm working on called She's Not the Princess Type (VFlower x Fem!Reader). I am very excited to publish the first actual chapter! So please, go read it when I do publish it. I've gone on long enough. Remember to share, comment, and vote. F O R T H E L A S T T I M E , N O T R E A L L Y , I A M A M O T H ER F U C K I N G S E L L O U T ! YA GAY BISH IS OUT! POOOOOICE 0^0...That is my new favourite face to make!
