(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ My lil nerd ♥

Chapter Five: Lets Go

Ever since deku turned into lil deku, I've been taking him everywhere. Lessons, park, my roo-

You get the point.

But lately he's been getting chummy wiv the others, and by chummy, I mean reaaal chummy.

Like I spent the whole of yesterday searching for that lil broccoli after he ran away from me (for the 153rd time) only to find him curled up in that dunce faces lap.

DUNCE FACE! Of all fuking people,

DUNCE FACE!

I guess since he is a literal retard he can relate more to kids than us, but still!

"kacchan, why you mubwing?" Cinnaroll asks me, his stubby chubby fingers grabbing onto my pinky.

"Who me? Wha- mumbling? N-noo way!" I stick out my tongue at him, grinning at his stupid joke.

"Na na bakubro, I'm dure I heard it too. It was like 'DUNCEFACEOFALLFUKINGPEOP-' "

"Okayokay jeez not infronta deku." I sigh, my sweaty hand still clamped tightly over shitty hairs mouth.

My muscles suddenly tighten, and a mass forms in my throat, adament to remain there.

I feel my hand slowly release shitty hair and easily drop down to my side.

No way.

No fuking way.

I've... I'VE...

"I'VE TURNED INTO SHITTY DEKUUU!" I exclaim, covering my mouth in horror and pure disgust.

Then it hits me.

The pure, innocent green bean standing before me.

His little legs begin to quiver, and his emerald green eyes glisten.

His cheeks begin to blotch, and a bright red streaks his face.

Oh no

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! KACCHAN'S BE MEAAAAAAAN! BAKABAKAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH! KACC-KACCHAN BAKAAAAAA! KACCHAN NO LUB MEEEEE! WAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

"uh... Err- deku no I-" I reach out gently to caress his heartbroken little face, to wipe his pink, tearstained cheeks.

"You really dun fucked up." Says a low, somehow angry sounding voice from behind me, and it only takes me a split second to realise who it belongs to.

"Fuk off, damn icy hot bastard." I spit, venom dripping off every word.

He reaches out, past my hand, towards deku.

My deku

"Cmon, midoriya. Let's get going. Icecream?" Half n half asks deku quietly, and the nerd finally looks up, smiles, and glady takes his hand.

They walk off together in the direction of the icecream shop, and I stand baffled with a giggling shitty hair.

"YOU WANNA DIE SHITTY HAIR?!" I explode, not in the mood for any of his bullshit.

"Woahwoah bakubro, I ain't the one you should be having this argument with, don't ya think?" shitty hair yawns, then points directly in the direction of the icecream shop.

"You know what? For the first time since I've come to UA, I think your right, shitty hair."

I send death stare in the direction the two walked off in, as if somehow it will reach them and scare the half n half bastard.

As if.

"You wanna go, icy hot bastard? Then let's go"