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Chapter Seven: That's What He Said

"Hey deku, how you gettin on?" I ruffle his messy bush of green hair, as he stares aimlessly at mathematic equation.

1+1

Turns out when the clock was flipped on his body, it also flipped on his intelligence.

"Hmm.... U-ummm..." Deku trailed off "K-kacchan is too hard!" He huffed, unable to make eye contact out of embarrassment.

"That's what he said." The grapist mumbled with a freakish grin.

"Why you little fu-"

No.

Nope.

I said I would have manners in front of deku and I meant it.

"Yo grape head, kindly fuk off :)" I smiled proudly for holding myself back.

Deku gets on his tippy toes, signalling for me to bend down.

"Kacchan, bend ovwer!" He giggled, most likely wanting to pat my head.

"That's what he said." The purple shit uttered while averting his eyes, though I saw the shit eating grin he wore.

"Cmon deku we're leaving." I bend over, grab him by his waist and swing him over my shoulder, as he seems to quite enjoy hanging over me.

"Yaaaaay!" He cheers, gripping my hair firmly.

Fuk it's gonna rip off my scalp

I ignore the pain as deku seems to be happy, and it obviously doesn't come close to the pain I inflicted on him in our childhood.

I glance back, making sure the purple pedo isn't following us. Sure enough, he's no where to be seen.

"Hey guys. Going to bakugou's room?" Mineta smiles innocently in front of us.

Ofcourse it was too fuking good to be true

"What do you want?" I ask reluctantly, walking past him while swinging deku onto my other shoulder.

"Oh, nothing much." He pretends to busy himself with his nails.

What a girl, hah!

"Hey kacchan me tired... S-sleep... timee. Kacchan... sleep wiv m-mee." Deku yawns, snuggling into my shoulder.

"That's what he said." The fuk face whispered.

"EXCUSE ME SIR BUT DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?" I smile through gritted teeth.

"Lol not really, I just like seeing you pissed off." He stares me right in the eyes, carelessly scratching one of the balls on his head.

"I guess you also like being beaten into grape juice huh." I demonstrate by slammin gmy fist into my palm.

"k-kacchan... sleep togevwer..." Deku starts becoming agitated, as it is way past his bedtime.

"That's what he said."

That's it I actually can't with this grapist it ends right now!

"OI-"

"N-no not you minewa, I wan kacchan..." The cinnaroll attempts to rub the sleep out of his eyes whilst smiling at Mineta, gums bared, "Hehe." He giggles, before falling back to sleep.

I struggle to hold in my laughter and end up letting out a slight wheeze.

"AHAHA HE SAID NOT YOU BUT ME HAHA OMD I CANT BREATHE SEND HELP LMAO!"

I realise I'm not getting a response, and turn around to find a minta corpse rotting away.

Meh, recovery girl's probably busy.

I take deku back to my room, tuck him in, and turn out the lights.

"Sweet dreams, my deku."