(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ My lil nerd ♥

Chapter Eight: The Plan Is Going According To Plan

The sun peeked in through the burnt orange curtains, gently illuminating Deku's dark green curls.

"Deku, we should get going. You don't wanna be late for breakfast do you?" I grab him from underneath his arms and carry him to the lunch hall.

He isn't getting any bigger

I think to myself. What's gonna happen to him? Is he ever gonna go back to normal?

Shit

I'm an actual shithead.

All this time and I didn't even think to ask if auntie Inko knew about all this.

"Kacchannnnn wha you thinkin abow?" Deku tugs on my cheeks playfully and hangs over my shoulder like I'm some climbing frame.

I don't mind though, I'd gladly be a climbing frame if Deku wanted me to.

"Hey bakubro, how's it hanging?!" Kirishima yells from down the hall.

"Oh you know, slightly to the left." I grin, walking past him and into the dining area.

I grab deku by his ankles, flip him around and place his cute lil bum in the chair.

"Stay there Deku, I'm gonna go get your food."

Just then, Deku leaps out of his chair and lands on my shoulders, leg on either side.

"W-wha.."

"Woahh bakugou. It looks like Midoriya's regaining his physical abilities. His height doesn't seem to be improving though, or his memory for that matter..." Kirishima pats the top of Deku's head as Deku wears a cute, confused expression, finger on his lip as he pouts.

I swear I'm wifing this guy as soon as he's back to normal.

I carry Deku to the food line, where all the girls begin to fawn over him.

They kept on calling him cute, or toussling his hair.

Deku seemed to quite enjoy it, however, it pissed me off to the max.

I swear any more than this and I'm  definetly gonna blow.

"Hey, Deku!" Dumb bitch face skips over and yanks him out of my arms.

Why you little...

"How about..

Don't

..when your grown up again..

Dont you dare

..me, and you..

Dont you fucking dare

..go ou-"

"FUCK OFF BITCH FACE HE'S MINE AND NOONE ELSE'S AND DONT YOU DARE FUCKING FORGET IT UNDERSTAND?!" I explode, grabbing Deku from her arms and barring my canine-like teeth at her.

My grip on Deku tightens and I stare her down as the words leave my mouth.

"B-bakugou calm down. I was totally just gonna ask him to go for icecream, your overreacting!" The bitch lies through her teeth.

I can see the sweat dripping off her face!

And she's not making eye contact!

"Oh really..." I tower over her, turning Deku around so he wouldn't see the venemous look I wore.

"How about, oh I know, we all go and get icecream together! Sound good?" I clench my fist in front of her.

"But we'll all be responsible for ourselves, so if someone happened to go missing that wouldn't really be an issue..." Grinning, I watch her terrified face with sheer satisfaction, as she runs off to join her bitch club.

"My my katsuki, it seems you've become very fond of that childhood friend of yours!"

"The hell-"

I pull a 180, and see the old hag smirking at me.

"What d'ya mean by that, old hag? And what's with the stupid look?" I roll my eyes, as her presence is honestly a bother.

I wanna be with Deku. I just got rid of bitch face, and now you come along?

"Oi katsuki, is that any way to talk to your mother?!" Before I have any time to react, her right hand whips through the air, landing a solid one on my cheek.

"OWWW THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" I rub my cheek.

Then I feel my body shake, and sniffles fill my ears.

Deku!

"Hey deku, shhh it's okay, kacchan's fine. See?" I laugh, turning Deku around so he could see my face.

Deku starts to cheer up, but then he spots the old hag.

"m-m.."

"What's up Deku?" I pat his back as he tried to say something.

"M-MEANIE!" Deku points his index finger at her, attempting to glare just like me, but in reality he looks like an angry strawberry.

The old hag seems shocked, her jaw practically on the floor.

"Pfftt, yeah she's a meanie Deku. We better run away!" I chuckle, swinging him over my shoulder as usual.

"Bye hag!" I wave as we walk off.

Instead of eating from the dining hall like we planned, Deku decided he wanted crèpes, so we stopped by the sweet shop and ended up spending the day there.

Deku had a sugar rush.

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"Ahh, don't worry *name*, our plan is going according to plan."