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Side Chapter: Comedy Gold

~this is a couple days before Todoroki takes Deku away from Bakugou~

"-psst, tsuyu, are you even listening to me?!" Uraraka whisper-screams, startling tsuyu.

"Oh, I'm sorry ochako-chan." tsuyu replies tiredly, as she has heard this story a million times over.

"That's queen to you, but really though, who to pick?! I mean, ones so cute and innocent, yet the others so damn mischievously shmexy!" Uraraka rambles.

She continues to ramble, all throughout lesson, then throughout lunch.

Poor Tsuyu's ears.

Visible steam was coming out of them, and you could clearly see all she wanted was some damn peace and quiet.

But no could do, with the so called "Queen" sitting before her.

Apparently, all the boys completely drooled over her, although tsuyu had seen all the guys from their class head to lunch, completely ignoring the "Queen".

'Their just uncultured in the beauty of gir- no, women' is what uraraka would say when tsuyu questioned it.

For the past 3 weeks, all uraraka has been talking about is who she should choose.

To marry.

Deku or Bakugou.

"Umm... Och- Queen?" Tsuyu corrects herself with bile rising in her throat.

"Yes dear?"

Tsuyu swallowed a deep breath of air "What if they don't like you back?"

There it was, finally out in the open.

Tsuyu awaited to be scolded by uraraka, or for her to have one of her floaty outbursts.

"AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHABABABABAHAHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAJAJAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEKEEJEJEJEJEJEHAHAHAJEHAHAHAJEHEHEJAJEHAJAJAJAHEHEHEJAHAHAH-" Uraraka stopped to cough and wheeze, before continuing her... Laughter?

Tsuyu stared in both surprise and horror.

Suprise, as uraraka didn't seem mad.

Horror, as how could a simple living being produce such an utterly horrid sound?

"Um, Queen?" Tsuyu questions, very concerned.

"Oh Tsuyu, don't be daft silly! They'll obviously be honoured to be chosen to marry the queen. They'll fall head over heels! This is thee queen we're talking about!" Uraraka exclaims joyfully, and Tsuyu can't help but cover her mouth in disgust at this girls self obsession.

Ofcourse, many of the girls had stopped hanging out with Uraraka, because of her big-headedness and ignorance to others, only ever paying attention to herself.

"Noone could ever love someone like that." Tsuyu mumbles quietly, so Uraraka doesn't pick up.

Many of the girls had tried to nicely convince Uraraka that she in fact did not have some magical power that made any guy fall in love with her, but she was completely certain that she was right.

One person who was especially against Uraraka's beliefs was Ashido.

She wasn't gonna let Uraraka ruin her OTP.

"Bakudeku for life." Ashido had stated with her arms crossed and shades on, before walking away from Uraraka and deciding to no longer be friends with her.

Thick-headed as Uraraka was, she didn't get the ship name.

"Ashido, save me please." Tsuyu whines with her head resting on the desk, sick of Uraraka's 🐂💩.

Uraraka was still talking, now describing similarities and differences between the two boys.

Tsuyu gave up.

"I BELIEVE IN BAKUDEKU!" Tsuyu yelled at the top of her frog lungs.

Like magic, Ashido appeared.

"I SHALL ANSWER YOUR PRAYER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION IN OUR BELIEF!" Ashido boomed.

Uraraka was flabberghast.

"Ugh, what's this bakadeku thing anyway?!" An annoyed Uraraka says.

"It's a complete way of life👌" Ashido closes her eyes whilst whispering, "Do you know da bakudeku way?"

"I don't get it." Uraraka eye rolls.

"And you never will." Ashido smiles, " For you do not know da way."

"I reallyyy couldn't care less, all I care about is deku being mine! No wait, maybe I'd prefer bakugou..." Uraraka gets lost in her male obssession once again.

"LMAOOOO!" Ashido exclaims with a shit eating grin on her face.

"Sorry to break it to you hun, but you aint getting neither of em!" Ashido laughs, hysteric.

"W-wha-?!" Uraraka starts, but before she 's able to finish, Ashido leans in close.

"They're kinda a thing now sweetie. Didn't you hear? Better find yourself a new man's, stat." Ashido smirked while backing up, staring right into Uraraka's round brown eyes, now full of hate.

"H-huh?! Deku... And bakugou! N-no way, no way! Your lying, aren't you? T-there's really no wa-"

"I saw them lipsing and getting all frisky with each other when I went to call bakugou down for dinner. That good enough for you?" Ashido yaws, also tired of Uraraka's 🐂💩.

"You probably weren't seeing straig-" Uraraka attempts to deny the truth.

"Well the thing is, they're not straight. Get lost and move on." Ashido points her index finger at Uraraka, hoping she gets the point.

"Look, you couldn't decide between Deku and bakugou, right? Well, now you don't have to choose." Tsuyu tried to lighten things up, but Ashido ruins it all.

"Yeah, cuz you aint got either of them! LOOOOOOOL!!!" Ashido giggles uncontrollably, before walking out of the classroom and giving a thumbs up to the Bakugou waiting outside.

He lifted a hand and mouthed a 'thank you', as little deku was asleep in his arms.

Ashido grinned, and mouthed back a 'no prob!' before waving them both off.

Bakugou had known about Uraraka's crush on both him and his beloved deku, so he decided he couldn't let it continue.

After all, he only belonged to deku, noone else, and vice versa.

He couldve been a teensy bit nicer, but that shit was comedy gold!

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Author note:

Yes, Ashido can mouth an exclamation mark.