MIKO: *is burritoed in 3 comforters* I am the human taco. The beginning and the end of comfort. I am the couch potato, the queen of sleepy and the superhero of watching cartoons all day.
Bulkhead: you've been wrapped like that for 8 hours. You sure you're okay?
MIKO: .......Im stuck and really have to pee

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