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(*A new group chat has been made*)

Steve
I've done my part.

Bruce
What part?

Natasha
Heck yeah

Peter
Mr. Rew??

Tony
I WANT THIS DELETED RIGHT NOW

Steve
I'M SORRY MY PHONE WAS STOLEN

Tony
BY WHO?!

Bucky
Me.

Peter
What's going on?

Natasha
Could you blame us? We were all curious to who you've been texting

Tony
And this is no way to figure it out

Peter
Oh!!

Are you guys Mr. Stalker's friends?

Bruce
Indeed we are

Who are you?

Pepper
It's Flower!

Peter
Mrs. Tea!!

Wait...

Flower?

Natasha
Is that his name?

Pepper
No. I figured he'd want to keep that private but I still had to do a background check

Tony
You did what?

Peter
A BACKGROUND CHECK?!

WHY

Pepper
Aw please don't take it personally

It's just you can never be too careful

But don't worry! I won't tell Mr. Stalker or the others

Steve
This means I'm innocent right?

Natasha
Why'd you call him flower though?

Pepper
His last name.

I don't believe it's obvious but cute and fitting

He looks like a pretty flower :)

(A/N PARKer another word for park is garden. Gardens have flowers)

Peter
Aww, thank you, Mrs. Tea!

Tony
What happened to deleting this chat?

Bucky
I want a cool nickname

Clint
I'm gone for five minutes and come back to this

Bruce
Welcome

Natasha
Nicknames? Just call me Nat

Tony
I hate you all

Sam
That's nothing new.

I'll go by Wingman

Clint
I'm Boe

Tony
You all need to work on the whole 'don't make it obvious' part

Natasha
It's good enough

Peter
Does that mean I should know who you are?

Pepper
Course not

Bruce
Just call me Doc

Bucky
And I'm!!

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WoiD

Peter
W h a t

Steve
We are not using such language with a kid

Call him Deer

Bucky
That's a terrible name!

And you didn't have to steal my phone.

Steve
Too bad

Natasha
Introduction complete!

Peter
It's nice to meet you all! :)

Tony
Run while you still can kid

Pepper
Don't scare him off!

Peter
Don't worry Mrs. Tea! He couldn't get rid of me even if he tried!

As Tony looked down on his phone a smile had appeared at the words he'd read. His heart seemed to practically melt. God this kid was making him soft.

Bruce
He's pure

Natasha
Must protect at all cost

Tony
I would never even try

Peter
:)

I've got class now

Bye guys!

Clint
Bye!

Natasha
Bye Flower!

Peter
.... are you guys really gonna call me that?

Tony
I for sure am :)

Peter
:( bye bye

Bucky
How'd you manage to score this one 'Mr. Stalker'

Tony
Believe it or not, he came to me

Peter glanced at his screen one final time before putting his phone away. He felt rather content this morning. A small part of him knew he'd hear a lot more from Mr. Stalker's friend. And he was more than okay with that.

(A/N oooo a long one)

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