(Enjoy~!)
Peter
Has everyone died?
Tony
Not yet
What are you doing still awake?
Peter
Can't sleep. My friends were acting off and now aren't replying to me :(
Tony
Maybe they're planning a surprise for you?
Peter
You think so?! :o
Tony
I have no clue :)
Peter
:/
Tony
But I can surprise you!
Peter
What will it be?
Tony
I can't tell you
It's a surprise
Peter
... Fine
Pepper
Both of you go to sleep
Now.
Tony
But Teaaaaaaaaa
Peter
I'm not tireddddddd
Pepper
No, but's
Sleep is important
Peter
You're not asleep?
Pepper
Because I'm an adult
Tony
So am I?
Pepper
You try to be but fail miserably hun
Peter
You want a glass of milk to go with that burn Mr. Stalker?
Pepper
This tea is sizzling hot
Now sleep?
Peter
I can't.
I decided to go out on patrol
Tony
Why are you texting on patrol?
Peter
Because it's going very slowly
Pepper
Why are you patrolling this late?
Peter
When did this become an investigation?
Pepper
Don't you have school tomorrow?
Tony
She's right. You'll be half asleep in class!
Peter
Tomorrow's Friday so I can just sleep when I get back
Pepper
And the internship?
Peter
Oh yeah...
So I can just sleep after the internship :)
Tony
Don't you work late on Fridays?
Peter
Maybe?
Pepper
Go to sleep!
Peter
Is that a threat?
Pepper
Yes, if you don't sleep I'm grounding you
Peter
>:o that's not fair!
Pepper
Life's not fair my dear
Peter
But moooooooooom
Pepper
I've got a child now
I'm going to spoil you
Tony
Shouldn't that be my job?
Pepper
We can do it together
Peter
Aww, I love my parents so much
Tony
I love our son
Pepper
Our son who should be asleep
Peter
Fair point but wouldn't you rather bond with your favorite son ever?
Tony
Tempting
Peter
:3
Pepper
Don't go weak you have to stand your ground against him
Or else he'll rebel
Peter
I would never rebel against my loving father and mother!
Tony
Then go to sleep :)
Peter
>:|
I'm on my way home
Pepper
We'll be waiting
Peter
Yeah yeah I'm going
Hey, because I'm such a good kid can I have a dog?
Tony
You're not responsible enough
Peter
I'M RESPONSIBLE
Pepper
Of course, I'll get you a dog
Peter
Aww thanks, mom you were always my favorite
Tony
I'm blocking you
Peter
Noooooo come back :(
Pepper
Oh he's just being a big baby
He'll be back
Tony
Bold of you to think I ever left
Peter
Alright
I guess I have to sleep now
Ugh
Tony
Goodnight kid
Pepper
Sweet dreams Flower ♡
Peter
I love you guys
Night!
Pepper
I love you too
Tony
I love you
Pepper
I think I just heard you scream from the lab?
Tony
That was definitely not me
Pepper
For sure must've been my imagination
(A/N soft times~)
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"Wrong Number, Kid"
FanfictionThis book may seem long but it's only because there's a lot of mini chapters. Enjoy~! Peter Parker, for the most part, is your average teenager. He had his own daily routine that never seemed to break. That is until one fateful day where he simply t...
