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(A/N this... I don't like this but oh well)

Peter
Psst

Tony
Yes?

Peter
Mr. Stalker!!!!!!!

You replied!!!!!!

:D!!!!!!!!!

Tony
You seem extra hyper

Did I miss something?

Peter
Bored

Tony
Bored?

Peter
I've got nothing to do :/

Tony
It's a Saturday

Go wild

But don't be reckless

Peter
What kind of person do you take me for?

I'm not reckless

I am safety

Tony
You are currently texting me

No no

You've BEFRIENDED me

When I'm just some random person you accidentally texted

You don't even KNOW me

And that's not being reckless?

Peter
Pfft no

I gained a friend by doing that

Tony
Kid that doesn't stop it from being reckless

Peter
What? It's not like I gave you private information

Right?

I didn't do that I think?

Tony
Sure you didn't but if I really wanted to I can easily track down your phone using your number

Peter
Mr. Stalker this isn't helping your name

Tony
Stop that! I'm trying to prove a point

Peter
A dumb dumb point

I can take care of myself!

Tony
Can you now?

Peter
Yes. I'm a big boi who can do things on his own

Tony
Just don't text random people you don't know

Peter
Hey I texted you on ACCIDENT

Tony
And proceeded to continue texting me?

Peter
...

So I'm a little reckless

Tony
A little?

You just realized?

Peter
But I promise I can take care of myself!

Tony
I don't believe you

Peter
You don't need to

I believe myself

Tony
A grave mistake

Peter
What's that supposed to mean?!

Tony
Shouldn't you be out partying or something?

Peter
...how do you think teenagers work dude?

Tony
I don't deal with kids

Peter
That's clear enough

Tony
I'm offended

Peter
Good that's what you get for not believing me

I think I'll go bug a friend and procrastinate on homework

Tony
Don't do that

Education is important!

Peter
Nah

Have this as my farewell

Have this as my farewell

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Tony
...

You're harmless

Peter
>:O

Lies!!!!

I'm big scary!

I can kill hundreds!!

Tony
Mhmm

Peter
I'm spiteful

And evil

Tony
I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover

Peter
Are you admitting to having bunny slippers?

Tony
...no.

Peter
Don't worry Mr. Stalker I won't tell anyone!

Tony
Yeah yeah, don't you have some friends to annoy?

Peter
You're right

I'll come back to annoy you later :)

Bye!

Tony
Stay safe kid.

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