Pink Panther, Mr. Stark

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(A/N this was supposed to be THE chapter but I'm having a bad day and didn't have the time to write it out BUT I still wanted to publish SOMETHING so y'all get this. I got caught up on a lot of homework and I'm not feeling the best. Sorry. Next chapter? Maybe. Possibly. Most likely)

Peter

Tony What have you just sent me

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Tony
What have you just sent me

Peter
It's been on replay in my head all-day

Tony
Kid

It's past midnight

Why aren't you asleep?!

Peter
Pink panther Mr. Stark!!

Pink panther

Tony
WERE YOU THE KID WHO WAS BLASTING IT IN THE BREAK ROOM

Peter
uH

Tony
I swear I thought it was coming from the ceiling

Peter
Well I couldn't confess after you threatened to FIRE them

Tony
And you still didn't stop after!!!

Peter
I COULDN'T MR. STARK I WAS IN TOO DEEP

I HAD A BET TO WIN

Tony
WHO WERE YOU BETTING WITH?!

Peter
...my boss

Tony
Aren't I your boss?

Peter
You're my boss boss

Not my boss

Tony
I'll pretend like that makes sense

Peter
Dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum da duuuuuuum dadadadum!

Tony
I beg of you to stop

Peter
N e v e r

Tony
If I hear it play even ONCE tomorrow I will DRAG Pepper in to scream at you for me

Peter
Mrs. Potts wouldn't yell at me! She loves me

Tony
I hate that you're right

Peter
:)

...hey Mr. Stalker??

Tony
Yeah?

Peter
Do you think you'll be disappointed when you figure out who I am?

Tony
What? Of course not!

I already know you're a good kid so there's nothing to worry about

Peter
I know but... you're TONY STARK and I'm...

I'm just me?

Tony
And that's plenty enough for me Flower

Peter
Really?

Tony
Of course

No matter who you turn out to be I'll still be here

Peter
Alright

That makes me feel better

Tony
Were you really nervous about that?

Peter
Duh! Who wouldn't?

Tony
If it makes you feel any better I was nervous about you finding out who I was

Peter
And why's that?

Tony
I was worried I'd scare you off

Peter
That's absurd!! You're my idol

We've talked for so long it'd take much more to get rid of me

You're like stuck with me now

Tony
And the same goes for you

So stop worrying

Peter
I feel like you just pulled a reverse card on me

Tony
A reverse card?

Peter
Ya you know like from uno

Tony
Uno??

Peter
YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED UNO?!

Gosh!! We gotta play at some point

Tony
Well whatever it is I look forward to it

Peter
Dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum dadum da duuuuuuum dadadadum

Tony
Stop that

Peter
I'll see you in the morning dad

Tony
Night Flower

(*A good three minutes past*)

Peter
I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN CALLING TONY STARK DAD

Tony
As Pepper once said 'I now have a child'

Now go to sleep!!!!!

Peter
I have many mixed feelings

But fine

(*Five minutes pass*)

Tony
Darn it Flower now the stupid song is stuck in my head

Peter
Hehehehehe

My goals have been accomplished

I love you thoughhh

Tony
I love you too

Now actually sleep you still have work tomorrow

Peter
Okay okay

This time around Peter kept his panic of saying I love you to Tony Stark to himself and went to sleep.

(A/N I'm dying. I'm death. See you tomorrow)

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