This was such cringe idk why you guys liked the last one.Anyway, this chapter is short af and I apologize.
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Ahahaha
Hahaha...
Ha....
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I regret my life decisions.
For you see, no matter how many times I would re-examine the things around me, not a single object nor pathway even looked even vaguely familiar. Not like I would expect this garbage pile called my brain to actually remember anything of use but I digress.
Taking a sigh I stuck my hands into my pockets.
Hold up, I'll call Obanai, I thought to myself. The man would be worried sick at the news but I'm sure he'll pick me u-
WAIT!!!
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CELLPHONES AREN'T A THING YET YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DUMBASS TWENTY FIRST CENTURY PIECE OF SHI-
"Ah Gaijin-Chan! Fancy seeing you here!!"
Snapping my head around at the speed of an anxiety driven little bitch, I was met with the face of pure sunshine and utter holiness.
"Rengoku-San?!"
Wait, what? I didn't need to use the translator? Holy shit, my brain is actually capable of taking in new information??? (Wait a second, I bet this is just the author being sick of using google translate and changing fonts all the damn tim-)
"A-ano, who is this Onii-San?"
OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A PRECIOUS LITTLE SUNSHINE UWU BABY.
Crouching down, I peer up at the little Rengoku in awe, grinning I waved at him.
"Hajimemashshite!" I greeted him. "You can call me Gaijin-Chan!"
"E-eh? I-isn't that a little rude?"
Beaming at his cuteness still, I shook my head, "Nope! Are you Rengoku-San's little brother?"
Before the little sunshine baby could reply, the big sunshine man puts a hand on his brother's head. Ruffling his blond locks, the man knelt down with me.
"He sure is! Isn't he adorable?! Haha, I'm always so proud of him!"
"N-nii-San!!"
Caught up in the moment I reach out my hand and pinched the boy's cheeks in glee, "He sure is!! I can't believe you two look so similarly though."
I actually have this theory that there are no females in their family and that they clone themselves instead but that's a story for another time-
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