Truth Or Dare With The Demigods (PJO Truth Or Dare)

The Quest of the Underpants

Luna POV

We were cackling at a baby goat video. Like that's unusual. Alyssa takes it upon herself to distribute baby goat videos to everyone. I must say they never fail to disappoint a rowdy crowd.

And then everyone forgot about the game. "Guys," I said, clapping my hands together. "Focus on the game."

"Oops." Alyssa grinned. You could almost hear that grin. It was the sort of grin which said, "I'm coming for you. I will suck out your blood." The message was conveyed clearly. And loudly.

"So. Seems like I haven't been asked yet. But no matter. I choose truth."

Alyssa frowned. Again, her frown was audible. "Ok, time to answer a quick question," she said, the frown now completely gone. "Would you rather be fed burnt potatoes while on anesthesia or take a dare?"

"Take the dare?" My friend was nuts.

"Ok, I dare you to run around camp with a pair of underwear on your head. An easy one."

"What!?!?"

"Chill, my dude. Its not like I'm making you run around camp naked. Like I did to Derek at my old summer camp, but sure."

"Fine."

"Ok, Captain Underpants."

"Don't call me that."

Five minutes later I was underpantsed and ready to go. I strolled around the green like it was any sunny day. "Hey guys!" I wiggled my fingers at the Aphrodite kids. They started laughing daintily, trying to flip their hair while doing so, which wasn't a very nice choice to make. "Dumbheads," I muttered to myself as I marched by, my pride crumbling into rubble bit by bit. I passed my friend, Perenelle.

"Hey Perry." I waved. Her eyes stayed permanently fixated to the top of my head. "Cool hat, right?" I asked, skipping up to her. "I mean, it is the latest Prada." Perenelles eyes never strayed from the pair of underwear sitting like a queen on top of my head. "FOR GODS SAKE! EAT UNDERWEAR, PERENELLE!" I took off the underpants and flung it at her. She ducked and the pants smacked into none other than Clarisse La Rue. Her face turned a deep shade of red. "YARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" she leapt at me.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" I screamed back politely.

She chased me across the green, and plonked the underwear back on. Then she thumped me on my back and left. The underwear seemed to gloat at me. "Give up. I am the true queen," it seemed to jeer. I blinked. Then I kept marching around with the underwear still jeering.

I walked up to the big house. Chiron came out. "Oh, Luna.. I do believe that is not suitable attire."

"Sorry Chiron," I replied, walking past and flinging the underwear into the sunlight. I was prepared to make it go full on Icarus and fall into the creek. Somehow it managed to frisbee itself back and lodge back on my noggin. What was this sorcery!?!?!?

I ran back to Alyssa. "Oi! Why is the underwear not leaving?" I shouted.

She pointed at Leo, who gave me a sheepish grin.

And that's how I ended up chasing Leo with a mace in my hand and a pair of underwear sitting like a queen on my head.

Thanks for reading, just so you know, I was super stressed and I needed to let off steam, so I wrote this dumb chapter.

Alyssa Phoenix, daughter of  POSEIDONNN. Alyssa out.

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Please adopt the dots! They deserve homes too!

Okay, bye