Truth Or Dare With The Demigods (PJO Truth Or Dare)

What's a Sunny-D?

3rd Person POV

"So, Apollo's a pretty girl, and Chloe's a pretty boy," Leo summed the situation up, munching on a taco.

Meg snorted and took another bite out of her bread. "Duh, Tinkerbell."

"Don't call me Tinkerbell," Leo said through a mouthful of taco. Meg ignored him and kept eating her bread with obvious gusto.

"Why is everyone eating?" Percy asked, pulling out a chunk of blue cake out of his pocket. "You're eating too," pointed out Nico, folding his arms.

Apollo snored on the floor.

"Back to the game, guys," Annabeth tried to get everyone's attention.

"Who's turn is it?" asked Frank, reaching for Hazel's hand. (A/N: AWWWWWWWW!)

Chloe turned around. "We've been picking random people out to do truths or dares, Frank. There are no 'turns'." Hazel opened her mouth to object.

"Hey, everyone!" Jess, another daughter of Poseidon limped over. "What's going on?"

"'Sup, Jess. We're playing truth or dare, wanna join?" Alyssa offered, handing a packet of pickle flavored lays to Jess. (Pickles are life.)

"Sure," Jess sat down, but not before taking a pickle chip out of the packet. Her eyes scanned the demigods who were sitting in a circle like it was some sort of cult meeting.

"Aha! Leo, truth or dare?" Jess said gleefully.

Leo gave them a crooked grin, running his hands through his hair. "Dare! Super Sized McShizzle Leo, Bad Boy Supreme bows down to no one!" He put on a pair of welding goggles and stuck a wrench in his back pocket, much like the Team Leo incident.

"Good!" Jess rubbed her hands together. "I dare you to ask Apollo for Sunny-D!"

(A/N: This is a joke I did not come up with, but was forced to place in my book by a fellow homosapien on the other side of Wattpad. Innocent children beware the coming content.)

Leo looked confused. "Isn't that orange juice?" He reached into his belt pocket and took out a bottle of the stuff. "I have some right here, along with essential duck repellent and duct tape."

Chloe shook her head sadly. "Ah, Leo, you innocent child! Just-just go do it."

"What is Sunny-D, Jess?" Alyssa looked baffled. "It's something gross, Al," explained Jess.

"Oh. Okay. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Alyssa yelled unhelpfully, even though she didn't get the joke.

Chloe clapped a hand over her mouth. "I apologize on the behalf of my sister. Now, Leo, go ask for that Sunny-D." Everyone had a flustered expression printed across their faces.

"APOLLO!" bellowed Alyssa, whacking him on the stomach with the supreme force of a sumo wrestler. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he yelled, jolting awake.

The three Poseidon sisters lifted Apollo up and tossed him out of the Poseidon cabin. "Bye, boy!" called Alyssa cheerfully, before Chloe and Jess dragged her back in. "Now, Leo, go ask for some Sunny-D!" Chloe exclaimed with the cheesy tone of a TV advertiser.

Leo got up to his feet and ran outside to converse with Apollo. "Hey, Lester," he started.

Apollo stood up, crossing his slim, girly forearms. "Yes, Leo?"

"I have a question," Leo fiddled with his fingers, tapping the Morse code message for 'This is a dare' on the side of his leg.

Apollo tossed his beautiful long locks. "What is it?"

"Can I have some of this?" Leo held out a bottle of Sunny-D orange juice.

Apollo looked at it. "You already have some, Leo," Apollo said, confused.

Leo shrugged. "They asked me to get some from you, Sunny Boy."

Apollo's eyes widened at the word 'Sunny'.

"He got the joke!" hissed Chloe, applauding silently. Percy still had a confused expression plastered on his face. Apparently, neither he nor Alyssa understood what the heck Sunny-D meant under this circumstances.

Apollo's face turned redder than Uncle Vernon's when he was about to burst. "Um, Leo, do you even know what that means?" he stuttered.

"I don't," muttered Percy. Chloe shushed him.

Leo shrugged. "What does it mean, Sunny Boy?"

Apollo caught sight of the demigods exchanging weird glances at each other in the Poseidon cabin. He gave them a murderous scowl.

"Well, Leo, I do not have any Sunny-D at the moment, but if I see any, I'll be sure to give it to you," Apollo said, uneasily.

Leo nodded, satisfied with his answer. He came back into the cabin. "Apollo didn't have any Sunny-D," he informed them. Chloe squirmed. "Next?" she offered.

"Yes," Apollo huffed, brushing aside his lovely locks before he took a long swig from a water bottle.

"Apollo, truth or dare?"

"Me again?" demanded Apollo. "Nuh uh."

Nora sighed. "What's Rachel's full name, Apollo?"

"Rachel Elizabeth Dare," he said. Then realization dawned on him.

"A ROYAL MARRIAGE, TRICK! TRICK!" Everyone clapped with glee.

Leo snickered. "We got you good, Apollo. You said dare."

Apollo gasped. "That isn't fair, Leo Valdez!"

His pants pocket buzzed. "'TIS NOT THY BUSINESS, O PROPHETIC MISSILE!" He shouted.

"Well, it's settled. Apollo's turn," said Percy. Annabeth hit him on the shoulder playfully.

Apollo glared. "The annoying Shakespearean pointy weapon wishes to join us in the game." His pocket quivered.

"What's it saying?" Chloe asked.

"It said, 'ALAS, LESTER, I DARETH THEE TO RUNNETH 'ROUND CAMP WITH NO CLOTHES,'" Apollo glared at his arrow.

"I like the arrow," Alyssa said.

The arrow buzzed.

"I hateth thee," Apollo told it.

"So, are you willing to do the dare?" Piper asked.

"No," he grumbled.

"Too bad," said Leo.

Apollo gaped. (again.)

Thanks for reading, everyone! I'm sorry this chapter sucked so much, I was stuck in a tight spot on my schedule, and had to substitute for this instead. Either way, I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Stay tuned to see Apollo running around camp with no clothes on. I don't really think that'd be a pretty sight, though.

Signing off, Alyssa Phoenix, daughter of Poseidon.