Toddlers

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Vicki has a lizard kink in this. Sorry not sorry.

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Sword Angel is a xx year old girl who went to a school based on the arts. She wrote fanfics and drew bakudeku art with her Deku body pillow. She felt very low of herself, and hadn't talked to her friends from middle school since she moved away. But that's when she got a call at work.

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Unknown: hello? Is this Sword?

Sword: speaking.

Unknown: You probably don't remember me but I'm Mickey. From middle school.

Sword:um..I'm sorry, I don't remember someone named Mickey.

Unknown: well now you do. So I was calling to say that something tragic and funny happened with the gang.

Sword: did someone die?

Unknown: no

Sword: then why are you coming to me?

Unknown: listen, I don't have the time for this. Just get over here.or else I'll send upon the great masters of meme land

Sword: ohhhhh! Mickey hi!

*the call has ended*

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Sword got up from her seat and walked over to the bosses office. Her and the boss didn't get along well. Every since a very bad incident that happened between them, they hated each other.

"Hey, theres the bitch of the century!"

"Haha. Nice try V, but I'm not working late today." 

"Come on, you know you love working here."

"Aw, it's cute that you think that I even like this job."

"Sure sure. Now what do you want."

"I'm leaving and I just came to rub it in your face. The usual."

"Oh no you don't. You left last time." 

"Yeah that's because you were trying to cheat on your wife with me."

"That offers still on the table."

"Didn't your last girlfriend take the table when she left you?"

"Fuck you!"

"No thanks, I'd like to stay a virgin."

Sword ran out of the office and got her stuff together the ran out, going to her car and throwing everything to the floor. 

"I can't wait to leave that shit place." She mumbled, starting her car and driving away at lightning speed. She followed the address given to her and walked up to a small house. It was full of signs that said 'keep out or else I'll tell my mom.' Sword sighed. This was his house alright. She knocked on the door. 

"Hello?" She asked. Suddenly someone opened the door. It was a man wearing sweatpants and a formal shirt. It was a strange combination.

"Sorry, we don't except Girl Scout cookies so fuck off. If you don't leave I'll call my Minecraft girlfriend."  She rolled her eyes.

"Seems you haven't changed." She Said. The man made an 'ohh' sound and let her in.

"So where are they? I'm trying to leave as soon as possible." Sword asked. Mickey led her to a room that was in the back of the house. She was a bit creeped out, but ignored it. 

"Here. Now take them, chain them, do what you must, I'm gonna go get a beer." Then he walked away. Sword slowly opened the door.

There lay 6 toddlers. Eloise, Diego, Liz, Isa, Julianna, and Vicki. She gasped.

"Holy shit he wasn't kidding." 

They were asleep, and snoring loudly. Especially Eloise. Sword didn't know what to do with them, so she took 2 at a time and shoved them into her very small car. She drove off and went back to her work place, getting the leftover work. After she went back to the car and drove off. 

"Where to take toddlers." She said into her phone.

She got the following results:

Dollar store

Stripper club

Bar

Playground

Alleyway

Mall

She stared at her phone angrily, then dropped it. She threw her head in the steering wheel, causing the horn to go off. This woke the toddlers. 

"What....what's going on?!" One cried. 

"Shit."

The end.

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So let Me explain how this story will go. It's just a bunch of random things. It's not a normal story. Ok that's it. Sorry it took so long. 

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