"Sword, what's it like to be drunk?" Vicki asked out of nowhere. Sword put her cup down.
"You see those two cups on the table? A drunk person would see four." Vicki glanced at her, then at the cups she was referring to.
"But, Sword, there's only one cup on the table." She said. Sword reached her hand out and patted the place next to the other so called cup. Nothing.
"oH sHi-..." then she passed out. When she did, the kids covered her face in peanut butter and makeup, with a touch of mayonnaise in her hair.(eloise requested they put it in her hair to give her highlights) After that, Sword didn't drink when she was around them.
The end!
I'm sorry, it's 1:22AM. I got bored.
