Voltron Oneshots // x Reader // ON HOLD

Sentence Prompts | A/N

1. "I'm just getting really tired of watching you getting thrown off the tops of buildings."

2. "Is that blood?"
     "No?"
     "That isn't a question you're supposed to answer with another question."

3. "It's okay, I'm here.

4. "Do you trust me?"
     "No."
     "Smart man."

4. "You're not going to lose me."

5. "I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."

6. "Did you miss me?"

7. "Right now I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge."

8. "Can I pick?"

9. "All I know is that one of us is right, and the other one is you."

10. "I'd take a bullet for you, you know that."
       "You're immortal."

11. "You've got to be kidding me!"

12. "This is all your fault!"
       "I hope so."

13. "I'm trying my best to be polite, but if you move that knife a centimetre closer to me I will tear you apart."

14. "Hoo, that's minty fresh."

15. "I can't believe I'm stuck in space jail with you of all people."

16. "I'm not smiling, I'm tense and agitated."

17. "I don't know what the question was, but without a doubt, my answer is 'I don't know.'"

18. "I'm kinda hungry."
       "For what? Revenge?!"
       "No, just for like, Chinese... Maybe some fries."

19. "You're talking to a cow!"

20. "Bitch, I do what I want."

21. "I'd like to speak to your McManager."

22. "Well, this is a nice change of scenery."
        "Were in a prison cell, were in prison."
        "I was being sarcastic."

23. "That's not a friend, that's a rattlesnake."

24. "Do you want me to die??"

25. "A group of squids are called a squad."

26. "She's tiny and short but can still kick your ass."

27. "Oh -- oh no, I hecked up. I hecked it up. I'm such a hecker."

28. "I don't even know what the fuck that is."

29. "I'm not high, this is just who I am as a person."

30. "Quit sucking face and get back to work because I REFUSE to do this project alone."

31. "I want to hurl myself into the sun."

32. "This is like the time I jumped off a building for a dare."

33. "Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression."

34. "I got lost in the woods on my first date."

35. "I wouldn't even consider saving you from a burning building."

36. "Nobody is 'Normal', it's just a word we use to fit into society."

37. "Then let them."

38. "Hi, I'll just awkwardly exist... over here... in this corner."

39. "Sometimes I wonder if Keiths on his period."

40. "Manchild."

41. "Now come over here and carry me."

42. "Goddamn you, you insensitive cabbage."

43. "Hey dude."
        "What in heaven..."

44. "I can smell it."
       "...ew."