Remember Me

Awkward Boner

Phil had left Dan watching videos to his own accord while he sat in the living room typing a tweet over and over again, trying to explain as gently as possible to the fans what had happened.

He had typed the tweet a hundred times over but finally it wasn't getting any better than:

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news guys, but @danisnotonfire has
a pretty bad concision that came with memory loss.

He could've made it better if he could have more than 140 characters but that was the limit.

As soon as Phil posted it there were fans tweeting and retweeting about it.

@InfiniteFandoms: @AmazingPhil, Is @danisnotonfire going to be okay and get his memory back?

@danssexychins:@AmazingPhil Oh no that's terrible!! Is he okay? Will he not be able to make videos? I hope he's okay <3 xxx

Phil took the liberty to reply to a couple so the fans wouldn't worry as much.

@AmazingPhil: @dansssexychins Dan is fine, his videos will be on a short hiatus until he regains his memory.

@AmazingPhil: @InfiniteFandoms Dan's doctors said he should regain his memory soon, I'll try and keep you guys posted.

After Phil typed the messaged he logged out of twitter since it was stressing him out and rejoined Dan. As soon as he sat down next to Dan he saw the video he was watching and started laughing.

Dan was watching the video they made when Dan's channel reached a million subscribers. The same video where Phil's clumsiness led to Dan becoming danisonfire.

"You're so clumsy I could've died!" Dan yelled as he tackled Phil on the bed to the point he was basically straddling the older man.

Dan seemed perfectly fine straddling his friend and holding him down, but for Phil it was a different story. Since he was attracted to Dan more than anyone else ever it was seriously hard to keep his penis from rising.

Phil was starting to blush a deep red as Dan continued to hold him down in was he thought was a friendly way.

"Dan, I'd feel much more comfortable if you got off me." Phil tried to say as nicely as possible as he thought of things to get his mind off the fact that he was starting to get a hard on.

Dan, feeling like he made his point that Phil almost burned him to death, rolled over off Phil and snuggled into the Totoro. Phil was glad that Dan had gotten off him before he could notice the raging boner Phil now had.

While Phil was trying to adjust the situation Dan couldn't help but notice.
"What are you doing Phil?"

Phil racked his brain for a second then spoke "oh um, my zipper was down" he said as he rolled over. He tried hard not to wince as he laid on his stomach.

"Oh okay, what time is it?" Dan said, Phil was silently happy Dan couldn't tell when he was lying anymore.

"It's actually about 2pm, you spent a long time watching videos"

Dan eyes bulged then receded "I've been watching my videos all day?"

"Yes, you have Daniel" Phil said not really caring he used Dan's full first name.

"Am I normally like this?" Dan responded having a feeling that's what he usually did.

"Not really videos, but you do spend most of the day online."

"Oh god, what am I doing with my life ?" Dan said as he sank into the bed.

"Dan, don't start having another existential crisis... Please?" Phil said as he tried to sit him up.

It was a usual thing for Dan to have a couple of times during a month, so
Phil was used to this. Phil could also tell that Dan didn't exactly remember what a existential crisis was so he tried to explain.

"An existential crisis occurs when you start to question if your life has purpose, meaning or value. You actually get them more often than most people." Phil stated trying to keep it as nice as possible, but it was true that Dan got it more often than most people.

"Do I really?" Dan asked from the ball he had curled up into, which Phil tried to help him out of the ball.

"Yes."

"And you put up with it every-time?" Dan asked as he looked out of his little ball he was curled into.

"I don't put up with it, I want to help Dan, you are my best friend, and I wouldn't change anything about you." Phil said giving up as he pulled Dan into a hug.

Phil has read somewhere before that hugs reduce stress, but he had never hugged Dan while he was having a crisis. Yet the hug really did help.

Dan eventually uncurled himself from the ball he was in and hugged Phil back. He felt quiet comforted while being hugged by Phil. Dan even wished he could stay there but didn't understand why he wanted too.

Eventually and reluctantly Phil let go after a while even though he didn't want to he felt like it was the right thing to do.

"Feel any better?" Phil asked hoping he didn't cause a awkward situation.

"Much better actually" Dan said smiling and sitting up.

"Good, so anything in particular you want to do?" Phil responded as he got up from the bed to stand up.

Dan was just about to respond but a phone started going off, his. As he looked at the phone he could tell that his mum was calling him.

"Hello mum?" He said as he answered.

"Daniel! Are you alright? Put the call on speaker I need to speak to Phil too!"

Dan did as his mum asked and responded "I'm fine mum, the doctors said I should regain my memory soon."

"Okay, and Phil! Why didn't you call me when this happened?!"

Phil looked really sheepish as he answered "It was really late when it happened."

"Could've left me a message at least Philip, I was worried sick!"

"Mum, I'm fine" Dan said coming back into the conversation.

"Fine, Fine? Daniel you lost your memory, how is that fine?"

"Mum, I already remembered something's, mostly from my videos. Plus I didn't forget that much, I only forgot anything after 16."

Dan instantly regretted that he put the good news first and bad news last.

This was going to be a long call.

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A/N: Yes those are actual twitters, @InfiniteFandoms is my twitter, the other is a friend of mine used with permission and those are her words not mine in the tweet.