Hanako: alright class, today we will talk about the moon! when i was a kid i got this moon rock *shows le rock*
Student: that's just a norma--
Hanako: detention after school!
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Tsukasa: today i will teach you guys about fish! who loves fishes?
*students start holding up their hands*
Tsukasa: woah impressive! so now that i know you guys love fish, im gonna teach you all on how to fillet a fish with a pen!
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Kou: i will teach you guys on how to exorcist hanako kun!
*students started cheering*
Kou: if he didn't sealed my weapon.
-------------------Natsuhiko: Alright class im Natsuhiko sensei and i-
*girl student walks in*
Natsuhiko: hey girl i like ur hair--
Principal: NATSUHIKO!
Natsuhiko: GOMENE SIR!
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Tsuchigomori: *already is a teacher*
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Mitsuba: i will now teach you guys about photography!
*students starts cheering"
Mitsuba: now, now don't get excited i know y'all are excited to take pictures of your super cute sensei
*students started to leave the room*
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Teru: *steps in the room* good morni--
*students fainted*
Teru: every fucking tim--
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JSHK JOKES
FanfictionJSHK MEME BOOK - memes - headcanons - shipping included (rarely) - funny (probably?) - has offensive/sexual jokes (pls if ur uncomfy don't read) - includes incorrect JSHK