JSHK bois if they become a teacher

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Hanako: alright class, today we will talk about the moon! when i was a kid i got this moon rock *shows le rock*

Student: that's just a norma--

Hanako: detention after school!

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Tsukasa: today i will teach you guys about fish! who loves fishes?

*students start holding up their hands*

Tsukasa: woah impressive! so now that i know you guys love fish, im gonna teach you all on how to fillet a fish with a pen!

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Kou: i will teach you guys on how to exorcist hanako kun!

*students started cheering*

Kou: if he didn't sealed my weapon.
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Natsuhiko: Alright class im Natsuhiko sensei and i-

*girl student walks in*

Natsuhiko: hey girl i like ur hair--

Principal: NATSUHIKO!

Natsuhiko: GOMENE SIR!

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Tsuchigomori: *already is a teacher*

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Mitsuba: i will now teach you guys about photography!

*students starts cheering"

Mitsuba: now, now don't get excited i know y'all are excited to take pictures of your super cute sensei

*students started to leave the room*

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Teru: *steps in the room* good morni--

*students fainted*

Teru: every fucking tim--

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