JSHK JOKES

JSHK bois playing minecraft for the first time

Hanako: what do i do? *breaks a wood* OH GO-- wait do i actually do that??

- hanako would build his house with oak wood- like straight up oak wood

- searches; How To Craft a Sword in Minecraft

- fights zombies with sticks

"HOW COME THIS ZOMBIES HAVE SWORDS?!"

Tsukasa: i think i know what to do here... i think

- doesn't use torch to mine (STRAIGHT UP PSYCHOPATH)

- founds a village and kills all of them

- when hungry, he would eat a raw flesh

"using torch is a waste of time."

Kou: this place looks pretty!

- surrounds his house with flowers

- house made of dirt

- feels guilty when he kills animals

- has wolfs and their names are Yashiro and Hanako

"im sorry but i really need food!"

Natsuhiko: alright, hope i can beat this game

- surprisingly good at playing

- builds a fancy house

- fave block is Birch Wood

- but his house kept getting blown up by a creeper

"STOP BLOWING UP MY HOUSEEE"

Tsuchigomori: im too old for this but- oh well

- 100% confused

- lives on one of the villagers house

- encountered a spider in the dark

- the spider eventually killed him making him sad

"so this is how being betrayed feels like.."

Mitsuba: please be pretty, please be pretty, please- OMFG

- finds a place with bunch of flowers

- house is made pretty good

- made his own skin in minecraft

- punch a lamma and ended up getting spit at

" haha stupid la-- hey! EW STOPPP DONT SPIT AT ME"

Teru: Kou is playing this game so I'll try it too.

- his house is made by his fans

- luckiest bastard since a creeper didn't blew up his house

- fights the mobs with his diamond sword

- ask Kou for help

"Kou how do i make an armour??"

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