JSHK JOKES

JSHK bois when they got drunk

requested!!

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Hanako: i love her so much Y/N *sobs*

You: yes yes i-- wait what?

Hanako: i told everyone *sniff* to back away from her because *sniff* she's mine

You: what happened then? *pats his back*

Hanako: they didn't listen! and took her! *slams hand on le table*

You: who is this girl you like?

Hanako: what? what do you mean girl?

You: i mean you're telling me your past relationship right?

Hanako: no silly! i was talking about the donut i left but they took it with no permission.

You: ( ་ ⍸ ་ )
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Tsukasa: Y/N!!!!!!!! *burst open the door of the broadcasting room*

You: *sipping tea with sakura* what?

Tsukasa: *hic* i- *hic*

You: are you drunk?

Tsukasa: w--what?! noooOoOo! *hic*

You: yeah i doubt it, no rat can get drunk

Tsukasa: *hic* lmao stfu or i'll fuc-

Sakura: TSUKASA DONT YOU DARE CONTINUE THAT OR IM GONNA WOOP UR ASS
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Kou: Y-Y/N senpai..

You: hmm? are you alright ko- oh my god you smell like alcohol!

Kou: *starts hugging you* senpai i...

You: *blushes* what is it kou?

Kou:..............................*pukes at you*

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Natsuhiko:  yah know tsukasa?

Tsukasa: *hic* whaaat? *hic*

Natsuhiko: i think that today my face become so beautiful everyday as time passes by

Tsukasa: lol *hic* your imagination is wild-- you should go see a therapist *hic*

Natsuhiko: maybe ur the one who needs a therapist you psychopath

Tsukasa:...

Natsuhiko: LMAOOO KIDDINGGG WHAHHAHAHAH *slowly walks away from him*
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Tsuchigomori: wAHHHHHHH

You: hey hey its alrigh-

Tsuchigomori: IF HANAKO DIDN'T DIE I-- WE WILL BE WORKING TOGETHER *starts crying*

You: um

Tsuchigomori: he was a pure baby😔
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Mitsuba: i have to tell u a secret *chugs down his 10th beer*

Mitsuba: i always feel like im gay for someone.

You: *starts to open your camera and starts recording* that's interesting! i wonder who it is~

Mitsuba: duh isn't it obvious? im gay for myself!

You: (⊙_⊙)

Mitsuba: i really do believe the word love yourself *hugs the bottle of beer*
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Teru: *casually drinks the alcohol* you guys are still babies.

You: so ur the one who got them drunk?

Teru: uhuh, you want some?

You: heck yeah! *sips le alcohol*