Teru Canceled NNN (HALLOWEEN EDITION PT.1)

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Tsukasa: GUYS. GUESS. WHAT.

Hanako: no.

Tsukasa: IT'S NOVEMBER--

Tsuchigomori: yes it's november.

Tsukasa: WE SHOULD DECORATE THE HOUSE THEN?!

Kou: you're right, the house is kinda.... bland

Tsukasa: THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT THIS STUFFS

*shows Halloween decors*

Tsuchigomori: did u touched my cre-

Mitsuba: WOAJ- LET'S DECORATE THEM

Kou: come on Hanako, let's help them

Hanako:....

*the kids are now decorating the house*

Natsuhiko: holy shit

Teru: what?

Natsuhiko: it began...

Teru getting confused: what began?

Natsuhiko, with pale face: NNN..

Teru:...

Teru: no

Teru: nO

Natsuhiko: yEs

Teru: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Teru: RATS!

Teru's Fans: yES DADDY?!

Tsukasa: *instinctively looks at teru*

Teru: i WANT U TO CANCEL NNN NOW.

Teru's Fans: ANYTHING FOR U DADDYyyyyyyy!

Natsuhiko:

cOMMERCIAL BREAKKKKKKKKK

AuthorChan: breaking news!! just in, the NNN or also known as No Nut November has been canceled! a group of teenagers has trend #CanceldtNNN on Twitter! which gain alot of attention, also from the teen males who has suffering from this challenge.

*naruto sprints to the protesters*

AuthorChan: NOW, I'm with this group of teens who's protesting in front of the white house.... maybe to tell tRUmP to make NNN ILLEGAL?!?! let's ask them shall we?

AuthorChan: wHAT MADE U PROTES--

*gets shoved away*

Girl wearing lingerie with Teru's face printed on it: THIS PROTEST IS TO ASSERT DOMINANCE. FUCK THE T POSE. THIS IS THE NEW WAY TO SHOW DOMINANCE! *runs away*

AuthorChan: hOly shit, it ain't even close to the topic-- e-END OF THE NEWS--

cOMMERCIAL ENDSSS

Tsuchigomori, looking at the TV:..... what have u done....?

Teru, menacingly: I've done the right thing...


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