"So what the hell do I have to do to get you out of my life?" I sighed, pouring my third glass of wine for the evening.
Alastor lounged on my couch nonchalantly, eyeing his nails as if that was more interesting than anything I had to say, "Oh you know, have me complete some task for you. Kill an enemy, make it to where you win the lottery, that sort of thing. As long as it's a sin, I don't really care what it is."
"So you're like some kind of fucked up genie, but I only get one wish?" I clarified, leaning against the counter and sipped the overly sweet cheap wine.
Alastor gave me an amused look, "I suppose you could put it that way."
"What if I wanted you to take out some kind of corrupt politician?" I asked, trying to figure out where exactly the boundaries were with this whole make a wish thing.
"Then I would say no," Alastor replied, "Too many variables. It could cause a massive mess in the end." I rolled my eyes, taking another sip, this one larger than the last.
"Fine. If I can think up some perverted sin wish, then will you go?" I said, making Alastor's ever-present grin grow wider.
"Of course," He replied smoothly, "I am a man of my word, after all."
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Static | An Alastor x Reader Lemon Series
RomanceYou have always held a fascination for the paranormal and the creepy. So when you acquire a new piece for your collection of haunted artifacts, you expect something strange to happen. After all, that's what comes with having haunted items. But this...