Dave's POV
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Kiddins.
Kiddins every-fucking-where
I absolutely hate the screeches of children, mingling with the upset noises of parents. I can already feel the fuckin' headache starting to kick in.
Without a thought, I tottered over towards the prize counter and gave Matt a 'friendly' greeting.
"You'll die a fuckin' virgin"
Pushing him out of the way, I went back towards the end of the prize counter and sat down, head on knees, hands on head.
Then, Jack popped to mind. Ah, that lovely tangerine man...
"Heya there, Big Dick Davey!" Jack yelled towards the Aubergine man.
Of course, he'd never peep such a name like that, neither acknowledge how I felt towards him.
Looking upwards, he could see Matt smiling that creepy-ass virgin smile at him, eyes flicking with interest.
(Do I hear distant gunshots?)
Flipping him off and walking away, I sighed. Another day of not having the bravery to fess up.
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A/N
HAHDHHA this is my first time trying to write things like this, so I hope this was ok??
I might make some fluff next, however, because that's cute af 😳
Anywho, see ya on the Flipside!
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