Germany: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?
France: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Belgium: Dump him.
Poland: Kick him in the shins.
Russia: NO, DON'T DO THAT! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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