Random human UN worker: It's amazing how stupid country's are tho? Like?? I'll watch Japan?? Just eat an entire protein bar?? Without taking off the packaging?
Another human UN worker: Yeah, on the rare occasion Germany does sleep, he sleeps in the boiler room 'because his room isn't warm enough'. You know, he could just put some more clothes on?? But I guess not.
Older human UN worker: Onetime America stayed awake for like 10 days straight and had to be bribed to sleep. Also that incident where he ate nothing but toast for two months straight and gave himself scurvy.
Everyone is so sleep deprived, let them s l e e p
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