Spiderson Oneshots [HIATUS/VERY RANDOM UPDATES SORRY!]

The Problem With Gen-Z Heroes

I'm back!
I got some inspiration (in the form of watching Endgame & Captain Marvel) and I'm kinda back? I might just write this and vanish again but oh well    ╮(￣▽￣"")╭.

Hope you enjoy!
-Zie, the author.

Peter Parker is Gen-Z. Peter Parker likes vines and memes. He also has no regard for his life. As in, dark humour and suicide jokes.

It makes everything..... very difficult.
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"I'm going to kill you!" The Vulture screams. Spider-Man seems to stop and consider the offer. Then he says, "Please do."

The Vulture, who was previously charging at the vigilante, stopped abruptly in his tracks. "...... I'm sorry, what did you say?"

"Kill. Me. Please. Death. Would. Be. Nice." Spider-Man spoke slowly, as if talking to a young child. The Vulture was, baffled. Was the hero depressed? Was he okay? Probably not, given what he said.

Peter watched with amusement as the Vulture has a crisis, and slipped away.

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"I'm telling you Mr Stark!"
"Nope."
"Listen to me!"
"Kid," The billionaire turns to face Peter. "What you're saying is stupid."
"It's not!"
"It is."
"I'm telling you Mr Stark, in this world it's yeet or be yeeted!"
Tony almost cries, "I'm begging you to stop."

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"Hey Mr Stark can I have heelys in my suit for my birthday?" The billionaire in question was distracted at that moment, as they sat in the labs, tinkering with an advanced piece of circuitry. He just nodded and waved the random comment off, not thinking about it.

He would regret that later, when a trending article of Spider-Man going at insane speeds with heelys down a road propelled by webs, pops up on his feed.

Peter was grounded.

Hi, sorry it's short, it's still hard for me to write for this so it's till on hiatus but yeah. Also I'm doing dnd so that's fun? Hope you guys are staying home and staying safe! Love you all!
- Zie, your author.