Clone Family

Dooku Gets a Beauty Treatment

Anakin: Let's hide in the command center and scare Dooku when he comes in.

Rex: Are you sure that's a good idea, General?

Obi-Wan: Oh, it's a great idea. I'll take the 212th and come at him from behind.

Anakin: I hope this works.

They all get into position. Dooku comes in.

Dooku: Hah! They don't even leave guards in here. This is going to be so easy!

Anakin jumps from the ceiling behind Dooku

Anakin: Hello there!

Dooku: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Anakin: You are under arrest!

The 501st surrounds Dooku

Dooku is creeped out by their colorful hair

Rex: Surrender!

Dooku: I am not surrendering to someone with pink hair!

Obi-Wan comes in with the 501st

Obi-Wan: Hello, Dooku.

Dooku: I WILL NOT SURRENDER TO PINK PEOPLE!

Cody: Not everyone is pink.

Dooku: I DON'T CARE!

Fives stuns Dooku

Anakin: Time to give Dooku a beauty treatment!

Hardcase: Yeah! Can we paint his nails?!

Anakin: Ok, let's go get the makeup and paint!

3 hour later, Dooku wakes up

Dooku: What the....?! Why do I look like a five year old used me as a canvas?!

Anakin: Because it does! Now shut up, or I'll lock you up with someone who has coronavirus!

Dooku: Heeeeeeelllllppp!

Obi-Wan: Or we could make you eat toilet paper.

Dooku causes the room to explode and runs away to Serenno to buy toilet paper and hand sanitizer

Anakin: Well, at least we don't have to worry about him for a while.