"please excuse me for being antisocial" (HEAVY EDITING AND REWRITING)

I'm so sorry

I woke up tired and sore asf. Roddy and I spent all night fucking. My poor legs and vagina were done for. I had hickeys all over my boobs and thighs. At least he didn't leave them shits where anybody can see them. I got out of bed and limped my way to the bathroom to brush my teeth and shower. I was going to brunch with Amber and Rih today and I couldn't wait to tell them about my day yesterday.

After doing my essentials. I wrapped a towel around my body and walked into the room to find an outfit.

"Where tf you going?" I jumped up at the sound of Roddy's voice.

"Boy wtf is wrong with you? I thought you was sleeping"

"What? you was tryna sneak out or sum? What nigga you bout to go see? Let me know so he can get his ass killed" I rolled my eyes and sucked my teeth.

"Ain't nobody bout to go see no nigga, I'm going to brunch with the girls" He got up and went in the bathroom.

"You're feening to leave me tf"

"Here you goooooo" I found a cute, sleeveless, white romper, which I paired with the LV slides Roddy bought me.

"Yeah, here I go" He came behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist. He started kissing my shoulder and then went up to my neck.

"Roddyyyyy stopppp" I giggled as his hands traveled all over my body. "Why you tryna start something"

"Cause you look too fucking good and I can't get enough of you" He said as he stripped me off my clothes.

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Half an hour later, I rushed into the restaurant, seeing Rih and Amber seated in the back. "Hey girliesssss, sorry I'm late" I smiled

"Bitch wtf was you doing?" Amber eyed me up and down with a smirk on her face.

"Um I overslept"

"Yeah fucking right, you was getting dicked tf down" Rih said loudly.

"Omg shhhhh, bitch you too fucking loud" My face was red from embarassment. Just as Amber was about to speak up, a waitress came up to us.

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I was currently swallowing my food cause I was so hungry. After catching the girls up on everything, we sat in silence to enjoy our food and the soft music that was playing. 

 "Sooo I gotta put y'all on" I looked up at Amber as I took another bite of my omelet.

"You pregnant?"

"Olivia bitch, you gotta give it up. Stop wishing pregnancy on me before I fuck yo ass up" Rih was laughing her ass off as I mugged Amber.

"Okay bitch, my fucking fault" I rolled my eyes at her. "Anyways, say what you gotta say"

"Sooooo... Christian and I have been trying to spice up our relationship lately. You know we've been together so long that our sex life has gotten boring. So we've been trying shit like handcuffs and vibrators. Every week we try to do something new. Y'all got any ideas?"

"Oh girl, I can tell you STORIES about the shit I've tried" Rih said, taking a sip of her drink. She proceeds to tell us about her crazy ass sex life that includes, threesomes, roleplaying and shit that I can't even name.

"Wow, let me write all this down." Amber laughed as she typed shit up in her notes. "What about you Oli? I know your sex crazed ass been doing some shit"

Thinking about it, I realized that my sex life has been pretty regular. As addicted to sex as I am, I haven't really tried any crazy shit. "Um... I haven't really done any of that."