"Rodrick we just left each other" I said laughing as I took my keys out.
"So? I miss you already. Come back" I rolled my eyes though he couldn't see me.
"You're gonna see me by the end of this week you big baby" I pushed my keys In the door and walked in the house.
"That's too fucking far. I need to see you now" My bodyguard grabbed my bags and took them upstairs. I told him a quick 'thank you' before heading to the kitchen.
"I wish I could but I have photoshoots and video shoots and once that's done I'm all yours again" I heard him sigh.
"Aight, I'm bout to head in the studio baby. Ima call you later. I love you Poog"
"I love you more stinky pooh"
"Do not call me that. What is wrong with you " I laughed at his tone
"whatever mean ass. Bye"
"tell fat ma I said bye too" I know this man not talking bout my puss-
"Rodrick please go to hell" I heard him laugh as I hung up the phone.
"Oh good, you're home" I turned around to see my mother in a dress, face beat and hair laid.
"and where tf you going looking like a hot girl?"
"WE are going out to dinner with Charles" She grabbed her purse from the counter and grabbed my hand.
"We who?" She started dragging me to the door.
"Me and you. You and I" I rolled my eyes and removed my hand from hers.
"Maaaaa, I just got home. I'm tired"
"Girl I don't care. You been gone for too damn long and it's time you and Charles get properly introduced" I sighed
"Fine. But let me take a pic of you real quick" I took out my phone as she posed.
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"Damn ma, your picture going viral" We walked to her car and got in.
"cause I'm a bad bitch... duh"
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