Kirishima Eijirou : [fake-dating Deku in an ill-conceived attempt to make Kacchan and Todoroki jealous]
Bakugou Katsuki : [fake-dating Todoroki in an ill-conceived attempt to break up Deku and Kirishima]
Todoroki Shouto : Bakugou, love of my LIFE, dating you is so MARVELLOUS. In fact, I've decided to drop off of U.A. High to entirely focus on being YOURS. Giving up on my career and waiting for you all day like a prized DOLL will be TOUGH, but it's a thing couples HAVE to do for the relationship to WORK. I suppose DEKU will have to do that TOO!
Bakugou Katsuki : ...thank you, Todoroki, you beloved sex-slave... I should now sacrifice my ENTIRE money on EXPENSIVE gifts to make you look more sexy. It's a scientifically PROVEN fact that our bond will DETERIORATE if I grow to find you less physically appealing, or if I start making less money! Am I right, KIRISHIMA?
Midoriya Izuku : [muttering to Kirishima] ...what is going on? Why are these two even dating? Have they gone insane?
Kirishima Eijirou : [muttering to Deku] Shh. It's obviously some kind of group therapy. I think they're just roleplaying their respective parental issues. We should support them!
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RandomWelcome to the cursed land. We serve only the most cursed of quotes here. Abandon all hope ye who enter here, for this is yet another.... BNHA Incorrect Quote Story Update: it said I couldn't do more parts so im making another one
