[internship at endeavor's #4]
endeavor: who broke the coffee pot? i’m not mad, i just want to know
midoriya: ...i did. i broke it
endeavor: no. no, you didn’t. hawks?
hawks: don’t look at me, look at bakugou
bakugou: what?! i didn’t break it!
hawks: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?
bakugou: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
hawks: suspicious
bakugou: no, it’s not!
hawks: psst... if it matters, probably not... burnin was the last one to use it
burnin: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!
hawks: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
burnin: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, hawks!
midoriya: okay, let’s not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it
endeavor: no! who broke it?!
hawks: *whispering* well, shouto's been awfully quiet this whole time
shouto: oh reALLY
[yelling ensues]
[camera pans to endeavor]
endeavor: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
endeavor: well, good. it was getting awfully chummy in here
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