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[internship at endeavor's #4]

endeavor: who broke the coffee pot? i’m not mad, i just want to know

midoriya: ...i did. i broke it

endeavor: no. no, you didn’t. hawks?

hawks: don’t look at me, look at bakugou

bakugou: what?! i didn’t break it!

hawks: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

bakugou: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

hawks: suspicious

bakugou: no, it’s not!

hawks: psst... if it matters, probably not... burnin was the last one to use it

burnin: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!

hawks: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

burnin: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, hawks!

midoriya: okay, let’s not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it

endeavor: no! who broke it?!

hawks: *whispering* well, shouto's been awfully quiet this whole time

shouto: oh reALLY

[yelling ensues]

[camera pans to endeavor]

endeavor: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

endeavor: well, good. it was getting awfully chummy in here

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