I'm Not Gay - Iideku

Kacchan and Shitty Hair

Iida woke up to his alarm clock, he groaned and leaned over to shut it off. Izuku whined in Iida's arms.

"I know, Izu." Iida whispered. Iida sat up and pulled Izuku onto his lap.

"Kacchan is probably going to come in here again to ask about Kirishima" Deku said.

"Hopefully not, but if he does I'll see whether or not Kirishima has a crush on Bakugou." Iida replied. Iida began to play with Izuku's messy green hair.

Iida heard footsteps they were aggressive and quick, Bakugou was coming just as Izuku had predicted. The door opened violently.

"Yeah, don't bother knocking" Iida said not looking up from Izuku.

"Fuck you four eyes!" Bakugou almost yelled. He slammed the door shut and paced around the room. "I stopped calling him shitty hair and he almost cried. Now what?" Bakugou asked, clearly panicked.

"I'll see whether he likes you" Iida offered "If he does all you need to do is ask, it isn't that difficult"

Izuku looked up at Iida with a confused expression. Iida could tell he was thinking about how Iida asked him out. Iida put his hand up and shushed his boyfriend, Bakugou didn't need to know.

"If you fuck this up I'll beat the shit out of you, shitty Four Eyes" Bakugou threatened

"noted" Iida said calmly. "Now can I get dressed in peace?"

Bakugou left and slammed the door behind him, shaking the picture frame on Iida's wall.

"We gotta get dressed, Izu" Iida gently told his boyfriend. Izuku whined and got up from Iida's lap. Once Izuku had gotten to the door he pouted and crossed his arms. Izuku hung his head as he sadly walked to his dorm.

Iida quickly got dressed and spent a while trying to tame his unruly hair. When he had finished he went to open his door to meet Izuku in the common room. When he opened his door he was met with Izuku, dressed and smiling at Iida. He made a grabby motion with his arms. Iida enveloped Izuku is a hug, lifting Izuku off of the floor. Iida gently placed him on the floor and they walked to the common room for breakfast. As they walked Izuku tapped Iida's hand, Iida understood what Izuku wanted and slipped his hand into Izuku's.

As they walked they heard Bakugou yell Kirishima's name.

"Kirishima Eijirou!" He yelled

"What Bakugou," Kirishima asked obviously annoyed

Bakugou lowered his voice, but Iida was close enough to hear him ask Kirishima to be his boyfriend.

"U-Um, are you joking?" Kirishima asked "This- This is a prank right?"

"Who the fuck do you think I am?" Bakugou asked "I don't pay with people's feelings. Now answer the fucking question"

"Um, Yeah" Kirishima stated. Bakugou was smiling brighter than Iida had ever seen.

Bakugou looked over at Iida and Izuku and yelled "I fucking did it and I didn't nee your shitty help"

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I had to do it to em, Bakugou deserves some love.