In the morning I woke up and rubbed my eyes. I turned on my phone. 7:00. Jeez I wake up early. I was about to go back to sleep until...
"YOU BETTER STAY OUT OF MY ROOM YOU DUMBASS OR I WILL KILL YOU!!"
"YOU'RE JUST MAD CAUSE I STOLE ONE OF YOUR PLAYBOY MAGAZINES!"
"WHAAA..." *rustling* GOD DAMMIT ITS GONE! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW TUCKER!"
*Punching*
I jumped out of bed and woke up Skyler. We ran out into the hall and saw Craig on the ground. Clyde was punching his face into the carpet.
Skyler: STOP IT!
Clyde: NO FRICKIN WAY HE STOLE MY PLAYBOY
Emily: *facepalms*
Skyler and I grabbed Clyde and threw him into his room. Then we locked the door.
Clyde: *Banging and smashing the wall* LET ME OUT YOU DUMB JERKS I KNEW YOU'D LIKE CRAIG MORE THAN ME! YOU THINK HES HOTTER THAN ME DONT YOU?!? LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!
Emily: At least he's not a jerk!
Clyde: SCREW YOU
Emily: You too bit*h
Craig didn't have any major injuries and he said he felt fine. We all went downstairs, ignoring Clyde's screaming. Tweek was in the kitchen drinking coffee. There were waffles and eggs on the table.
Craig: BREAKFAST TIME!
Emily: Do you have any soda that's all I usually have for breakfast.
Craig: Yep. *Throws Pepsi can*
Emily: *catches and opens*
Skyler: Can I please have some waffles?
Craig: Ya *hands waffle on plate*
Skyler: Thanks *blushes*
Skyler ate her waffle as I drank my Pepsi. Then Clyde came into the kitchen.
Skyler and Emily: HOW'D YOU GET OUT?!
Clyde: I broke the door down.
Craig: Crap dude. That means we have to buy a new door. *mutters* All this for a frickin playboy....
Clyde: IT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME
Craig: Whatever
Tweek: That's gonna be like $50 for a new GAH door we can't GAH waste money like GAH that!
Emily: Skyler and I could pay for it..
Craig, Clyde and Tweek: Whaaaaa??
Skyler: Ya we have like $3,000 in the bank for rent but $50 wouldn't make a difference.
Later we went to the bank and took out $50 and bought a new door at Home Depot. Then Craig and Clyde replaced it since they were the ones that started the whole thing.
That night, I lay in bed thinking. It's only been 2 days and there's already been a fight. Is it good that we came, or bad?
A/N Another chapter come and gone. Oh and in case you're wondering, Craig threw the magazine away. Just sayin. 😋😋😋😋😋😋-Emily
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FanfictionMy name's Emily and my friend Skyler and I have just bought a house in a beautiful place called South Park. Only problem- we have to share with 9 people! Their names are Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Craig, Tweek, Butters, Clyde, And Token. We annoy t...
