Moving in with South Park!

Not so mysterious Mysterion

Kenny's P.O.V

3:40 in the morning. I climbed up onto an abandoned warehouse and scanned my eyes over the city. Nothing. No crime. I sat down with my legs hanging off the building. Time to relax.

"IM BACK JERK"

Ok maybe not...

I stood up. "Come at me Cartman."

The coon: I think I will.

Then he tried to ram me in the stomach, but I quickly stepped out of the way and he almost fell of the building.

Mysterion: *Smirks* Dumbass...

The coon: Hey shut up bit*h!

Then he pulled out a knife. He came up before I could run and stabbed me. I bled like crazy. The coon just ran off.

Mysterion: Moans* Ohh god

Then it happened. I felt it. My body...it...dissolved. I felt my soul float away into the darkness of night. Next thing I knew, I was in my bed. It was bright and early.

Kenny: *sighs*

I went to my dresser and grabbed my orange parka. I zipped it all the way up. I always do that when I don't feel like talking to anyone. If they can't understand my muffled voice, then they'll just give up. I shuffled downstairs. I could've gone in the kitchen to grab some coffee, but I decided not to. I went to the living room instead. The only person there was Butters.

Butters: Hey Kenny.

Kenny: Mmphh

Butters was watching Adventure time.
I liked that show a little bit. It was funny. I watched it with him and I felt happy. For once, no death. I made it through the whole day without dying.

-Night-

I began to change out of my parka and into my Mysterion costume. I was shirtless when I heard it.

"AHA!"

I turned around. Oh sh*t. Cartman was standing in my doorway, staring and pointing at my Mysterion costume on the floor.

Kenny: Well..I'm fu*ked.

A/N So ya...now Cartman knows that Mysterion is Kenny and he didn't know before cause he's an idiot. But is he revealing his secret identity as well? Find out tomorrow!😋-Emily😎