Moving in with South Park!

Talent show

Emily: I'm bored.

Kenny: Talent show?

Emily: Talent show!

Skyler: *looks up* Why me lord?!

Allura: Yus Bi*ches! I'm so gonna win this!

Emily: Who wants to go first?

Clyde: Meh!

He got up and began to dance and sing.

Clyde: I WANNA SEE YOUR PEACOCK-COCK-COCK-COCK! YOUR PEACOCK-COCK-COCK-COCK! YOUR PEACOCK-COCK-COCK-COCK!

Craig: Wow....I'm friends with that.

Token: *places hand on shoulder* I feel your pain.

Emily: KK who's next?

Craig: I vote Tweek.

Tweek: W-why?!

Craig: Just go.

Tweek just stood there awkwardly.

Tweek: U-uh...*AHEM* To sleep, perchance to dream; Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come. W-William GAH Shakespeare.

Craig: *picks up jaw off the floor*

Cartman: Boo! BOO! BOO!

Kyle: Shut up fatass.

Cartman: Truck you.

Stan: I guess I'll go next.

He got up and pulled out a guitar.

Stan: Well you only need the light when it's burning low. Only miss the sun when it starts to snow. Only know you love her when you let her go...

Kyle: Is this about Wendy?

Stan: Maybe..

Kyle: *facepalm* Okay I'll go next.

He began to dance.

Kyle: La la la! Brooklyn sayin la la la!

Cartman: Okay, he obviously sucks, so I'll go!

Kyle: *gives Cartman a murder face*

Cartman: Because you know I'm all about dat bass! Bout that bass! No treble!

Token: My ears...

Emily: Um, okay, Kenny is next.

Kenny: Yay! Shake it, break it, make it bounce, bounce, bounce! Shake it, break it, make it bounce, bounce, bounce!

Emily: I take that back, Craig is next.

Kenny: *puts on shades* They see me rollin, they be hatin.

Craig: C'mon take a walk in the wild side, let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain, you like your girls insane, choose your last words, this is the last time, cause you and I, we were born to die.

Skyler: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HE SANG BORN TO DIE I FRICKIN LOVE THAT SONG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

Craig: I'm glad I have a fan.

Clyde: *pulls out a fan* And now you have two.

Token: Lawl. I'm next.

He sang and danced.

Token: No Flex zone! No flex zone! No flex zone!

Kenny: Ermahgerd I love that song!

Allura: My turn biotches! Don't tell them, don't tell them, you ain't even gotta tell them, don't tell them!

Kyle: THATS MY GURL!

Skyler: I'm not going next.

Emily: Fine. I'll go.

I got up.

Emily: We could be heroes, we could be heroes, me and you.

Skyler: Do I really have to go?

Craig: Yus.

Skyler: Okay...will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? Will you still love me when I have nothing but my aching soul?

Craig: *crying* THE FEELS!

A/N So ya...don't think I'm ending the book. Cause I'm not. I'm still writing it, it's just that I'm not having a lot of inspiration...but ya, hope you enjoyed!

Bye peeps! -Em😊

P.s. I had a whole box of tic-tacs before I wrote this sooooo ya that explains a lot...