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Mysterion rises

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Kenny's P.O.V

I stared out the window as a tear streamed down my face. I opened my dresser's drawer and pulled out a gun and put it to head.

Kenny: Goodbye world

*POW!*

...............
-7 minutes pass-

I woke up in my bed. There it was. The gun on the floor, surrounded by blood. I sighed, then got a sponge from the kitchen and cleaned the crimson stain on the tan carpet. Then I sat on my bed and cried some more. What's the point of life if you never die?

Emily's P.O.V

I jumped as soon as I heard the gunshot. I ran to the source of the noise. Kenny's room. I ran into the room.

Emily: Dear god...

I saw a huge blood stain on the carpet. In the middle of it was a pistol. I looked all around. No body. What the hell happened?

I walked into the kitchen. Should I tell someone? I was scared. I decided to see if Kenny came downstairs. He did in about 6 minutes. He seemed perfectly fine. I decided to keep quiet for now.

Kenny: Can I have some coffee?

Tweek: Ya. Usual?

Kenny: Something a little stronger.

Tweek: Ok

I looked at Kenny. He seemed really tired and there were black bags under his eyes. I wondered. Could he really be the guy I saw last night? "Mysterion"?

Allura came downstairs in a robe. Kyle had his arm around her.

Emily: Oh god! Did you guys...

Allura: Yep.

Emily: *facepalms*

Kenny: *Yawns*

I decided to ask.

Emily: Uh....I heard a really loud sound. Like a gunshot.

Kenny: It was probably outside. Someone hunting, you know.

Emily: Um Ya probably.

I knew I wouldn't get any answers to all my questions.

I spent the rest of the day on my phone. I looked for any records for Mysterion. Apparently, there was a guy named "The coon" and after he became a superhero, Mysterion showed up. But nobody had video evidence. Just rumors. But I just knew that Kenny McCormick was Mysterion. And I would prove it. Somehow.

Kenny's P.O.V

She's onto me. She knows. She heard the gun, she saw the blood. I checked my drawer. There it was. The gun, safely tucked next to my black mask. Which reminded me....

I changed into my mask, hood, and costume. I looked in the mirror. You know, I hate to sound full of myself, but I'm pretty dang hot! Then I hopped out my window and ran out into the shadows.

There he was. The coon. Just saying his name makes me wanna barf. He's nothing but a fat sh*thead. And he thinks I don't know who he is.

Mysterion: Hello Eric.

The coon: Hello Clyde.

Mysterion: *chuckles* Wrong again.

The coon: Oh yeah? Well you're wrong too!

Mysterion: No I'm not. Stop lying.

I slapped his face. He scratched my leg. I kicked him in the walnuts. Then, while he fell over, I ran off.

I am Mysterion.

A/N Best...Chapter...Ever! I love Mysterion! He can kick Coon's @$$!
So ya.......Sorry if you didn't know who Mysterion was and I spoiled it really sorry about that but hey I saved you like 3 episodes worth of wondering😆!
-Emily✌️

P.S. Skyler if you're reading this just text me if you like this chapter and tell me if you want another one I have like 2 hours till my parents come back from their holiday party and I'm all alone in this hotel room with nothing to do and I'm lonely....😐