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"MUNG! WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" Truffles screeched. She had gone down to the basement to get some flabberjacks for a customer. She didn't expect to see her husband getting jiggy with Schnitzel!
"Uh, Truffles, I didn't expect you to be down here, how was I to know?" Schnitzel ran out to get some clothes. Mung went to get some clothes too, but as soon as he got back, Truffles dragged him to her room. When they arrived, Truffles was just FURIOUS with rage. "WHAT THE HECK, MUNG?! You're not a good husband! Why would you cheat on me WITH SCHNITZEL!?!? That is ridiculous!"
Mung couldn't get the words out of his mouth. All that came out was just a bunch of stammering. "I NEED A BETTER HUSBAND, AND A VACATION!" Mung, being depressed, cries, "Wait! We can still be together forever!"
As Truffles walked out the door, the customer yelled, "So how about those flabberjacks?" Sad that his wife left him, he trudged downstairs to retrieve the customer's desired treat. As he gave them to the customer, Mung was just surprised to see Chowder at the front. "Hello Mung! What's up with Truffles?" Mung was sad. "She left me, Chowder. Now I'm alone." Mung was sobbing and whimpering.
"Don't worry, I'll go find you someone to love and make disturbing little blue big nosed babies with! I just need to find the right person." After thinking for a while, chowder ran out of the building with a huge grin.
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He RADA'd His Way Into My Heart (Mung x Schnitzel)
HumorWarning: Very very very SPICY. Consume at your own risk. Co-written with Texas_Smash_Me_Daddy
